Next Head Coach

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by folkestone orn, Jan 22, 2022.

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Which manager type will we get...?

  1. Inexperienced coach, with a good playing career

    9 vote(s)
    13.8%
  2. Past-it and looking for one last pay day

    7 vote(s)
    10.8%
  3. Coach with an amazing record in the Azerbaijani Under 12s league

    30 vote(s)
    46.2%
  4. Relegation specialist

    8 vote(s)
    12.3%
  5. Exciting prospect with a view to rebuilding over the next few years (lol)

    11 vote(s)
    16.9%
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  1. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    He would arguably be the biggest name (in terms of worldwide recognition) to ever be directly associated with the club. If our squad don't respect him, they won't respect anyone.
     
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  2. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    We need to be bringing this Kwando bloke in posthaste, so he's got plenty of time to get up to speed with the squad and the new head coach before the Burnley game.
     
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  3. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I imagine millions of pounds in Chinese Yen meant he would have managed in their Ryman League if asked.
     
  4. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    As I said in another thread, his entire managerial career has taken place in Saudi Arabia and China. He would be bloody lucky to end up with a job in the Championship.
     
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  5. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    We'll get this bloke and someone shunted over from Udinese at the last minute.
     
  6. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    They've got a hotshot striker called Catetto, I think - could be worth a punt.
     
  7. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Whoever we get will me average, at best. Their best players are Deulofeu and Beto. The latter is on loan from somewhere so we wouldn't be able to bring him over.
     
  8. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    ;)
     
  9. LouOrns

    LouOrns First Year Pro

    He’s tactically awful having followed his career In management. Relies on individual brilliance in the final third; rather than any consistent patterns of play. Idea of him is nice, but he’s not very good
     
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  10. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    In that case, I'd like to be the first to welcome Fabio to Watford.
     
  11. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    Chinese Yuan, Japanese Yen. :)
     
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  12. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    And Craig Shakespearo...
     
  13. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Sounds typical of most wonderfully gifted footballers turned manager.
     
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  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Also same people who applauded Pearson's sacking and came up with some tripe to justify that at the time too:

    'Must have been something shocking behind the scenes to make him have to go. Never done anything anyway. Ranieri whipped his team into shape to win the league.'
     
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  15. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    At least when he’s appointed, we’ll have officially given up on staying up.
     
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  16. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    That was my favourite. Funny how we never found out what supposedly happened behind the scenes. Surely people can now see this as a bizarre decision, taken before the last two games of the season.
     
  17. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    No more of them any more .
     
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  18. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Deserves way more likes .

    Cant legislative for Philistines I guess.
     
  19. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    After thinking long and hard about who we could possibly get, at such a crucial point in the season - it has come down to just one name. One name that will pick up all the downed tools, put them back in the tool box and rally the club, fans' and town behind our soon to come amazing run of 10 straight wins.

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  20. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    I mean, don't get me wrong - I'm both glad, and understanding of why he wouldn't. But at the same time - what a fuccking liberty! Mr Worldwide (except any part where even semi-decent football is played) isn't interested in a Premier League job? Giggs-levels of delusional.

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  21. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    It's probably akin to the Blackadder III when Blackadder says "well she'll never marry him, because she's met him".
    Our reputation goes before us it appears.
     
  22. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    The only thing that could be is that having been interviewed for the Everton job, presuming he hasn’t heard back yet, he might be saying that because naturally that would be his favoured job. He might not want to sound like a bit of a whore while that’s in the balance.
     
  23. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    I hope he goes to Everton they might actually be serious contenders for the last relegation place if he goes there. They were **** with Ancelotti and Rafa Benitez I can't see a manager with an average record in China doing much better to be honest with you.
     
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  24. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Yeah, a fair point - him being under consideration for the Everton job is insane enough.
     
  25. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Feel sorry for whoever gets the job. There are far tastier poisoned chalices than ours.
     
  26. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    It's not going to be a high profile figure - we have that now and he failed (although not all his fault). It's going to be some lottery winner like Xisco no doubt. Whoever it is, I cannot see any them changing the mentality of the squad overnight.
     
  27. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    A couple of months of ‘stress’ for a huge payout? We don’t even have a scary fanbase to get on their back like an Everton or Newcastle.

    Easy money.
     
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  28. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    Presumably it will be someone who is currently on the rock and roll, as no one is going to be silly enough to give up a job to come here
     
  29. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Can't see any young manager wanting to come here. They need to build their reputation and joining us would be a huge risk in that regard.

    It will be Claude Puel. He has been linked so many times before. God help us.
     
  30. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    That’s nothing new though, we’ve never appointed a manager in work. Gino doesn’t mind paying the compo to sack them, but he doesn’t like paying the compo to get them in the first place. Buy cheap buy twice (or about 57 times and counting) springs to mind.
     
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  31. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Plenty of managers will happily take the job, they just won’t be any good. That’s why we’re on the state we’re in.
     
  32. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Really depends on what people class as high-profile? Name? Pedigree?

    Whether we as fans agree, the table says that it’s nowhere near a lost cause yet. And the owner, ignoring all his own deficiencies, will take that view and try and appoint accordingly. By that, I mean he isn’t going to appoint another inexperienced cheerleader like Xisco. Not in the Premier League when he feels we can survive.

    That said, returning to my first point - to many, Diego Martinez wouldn’t be seen as a high-profile figure. But Gattuso would. But I know who the better manager is…
     
  33. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Getting sacked by Watford won’t ruin anyones reputation.
     
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  34. The Whoosh Magnet

    The Whoosh Magnet Academy Graduate

    Welcome back Beppe Sannino.
     
  35. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Gracia or Garcia?

    We've tried both!

    Only one lasted long enough to get spanked in a cup final though.
     
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