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Luckily that's definitely bollox, then.

 

I've lost the will to care anymore.

 

Not foreign enough. A bit, admittedly.

 

I'm with you. I frankly couldn't give a flying fook atm.

 

Get Nuno in until the end of the season. He’s probably still got a lease on nearby accommodation post Spurs.

He’ll either do a grim, utilitarian job and keep us up, or we can have the fun of letting him go.

 

I honestly dont think theres anyone we could appoint that could make things worse, but I'm sure we'll give it a go.

 

That would be my choice, but what’s in it for him? He’s sitting on a nice payout from Spurs that he’d need to at least partially give up if he came to us. If I was him I’d much prefer sitting at home watching the Portuguese version of bargain hunt.

 

Do the Portuguese have a TV programme that exclusively covers Watford's transfer dealings then?

 

Woy Hodgson's odds shortening by the minute.

 

On what? Death?

 

Woy’s so old we’d have sacked him before he’d finished having a pee.

 

Was 33/1 when the odds went up an hour or so ago. He's now 9/2, so there's some money going in on him.

We'll probably give him a five year deal.

 

It wouldn’t be a bad choice as far as our best bet of staying up, but the man would be absolutely mental at his age to put himself through it, in fact acceptance of the role should automatically confirm he’s gone senile.

 

Whoever we get has to be a firefighter, has to have an immediate impact and knows the Premier League. For me, the only choice is Steve Bruce. He ticks all the boxes.

 

Wouldn't surprise me if Slaven Bilic is approached. Currently managing Beijing Guoan F.C.

Watch this space.

 

To be honest, we may as well give it to Harry the Hornet as the odds are that we'll be sacking whoever takes over around April/May, anyway. We can then give it to whoever is deemed with having a real shot of taking us straight back up from the Championship.

 

I've often wondered how much training he does with his players coz he always looks fat.

 

At least we wouldn’t have to sack him. Might even get him to leave everything to us in his will ?

 

Eats pasties.

 

I’m in the Diego Martinez camp.

But as Manuel said in the Mrs Richards episode, “I know nothing”.

 

Paddy Power have stopped taking bets on BFS lol. Football Specials Betting & Odds » Paddy Power

 

I’d give it to Deeney as a player / manager

 

That would be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

 

The glue that keeps the club together.

 

I guess it'll be these two taking training tomorrow then?

 

Bet Rose would step up his game.

 

Ok. But if there’s no upturn in 5 games they’re out on their sorry ar5es.

 

If we're considering the likes of Fat Sam and Roy Hodgson, then why not also chuck Rafa Benitez in the mix? It would at least be hilarious if we somehow survived with him at the helm ahead of Everton and Newcastle.

Although he was never suited to Everton with his Liverpool connections and their desire for Europe, he does seem to relish a relegation dogfight.

 

Would get Rooney in.

 

At this stage he’s just Ranieri in a different shape. His best years are a long way behind him.