Sofiane Boufal

Sounds like we're close now

 

I frequently get excited about the opportunity to moan, complain and display my limitless negativity in all its glory.

 

The club wants 17m for him so not sure why people are saying this is close to happening. Chelsea and Tottenham are also interested its been reported.

 

I'm as excited as an excited thing on an exciting day!

Cover me in flour and bake me in a medium oven please!

 

For how long and which shelf ?

 

Massive if Deeney

 

Massive legend.

 

Is it ok if I use the microwave?

 

Saints have matched our bid apparently

 

If this goes through, what will it mean for Abdi?

 

Abdi has left the building

 

Luckily they don't have a reputation for developing players before selling on to bigger clubs, unlike us

 

What about Clyne and Lallana to name just two

 

Genuinely no idea what you're on about

 

Wow that was some seriously fast logging in and out of your other account.

Kudos.

 

Yes we do

 

Yes we do

 

Na. Firefox & Chrome I'm guessing

 

Good point, well made.

 

There was a moment on Saturday when the Deen got some momentum going to charge at the Chelsea defence - he was heading towards the SEJ stand and it crossed my mind that if he just kept on going, bearing in mind mass x velocity, he would go straight through the stand leaving a Deeney shaped silhouette in his wake.

 

You know the rules...you can never ever criticise Deeney...that's 5 minutes on the naughty step for you.

 

Guedioura signs for Wednesday?

 

So near, yet Sofiane

 

With Deeney on the pitch who needs a bus, we just park the Deeney

Very clever of wally to build a proper defensive block not the rubbish Flores had

 

Rong Fred m8

 

I herd we have been limited to 7 HG players as Deeney counts as double....

Not telling you my sauce do your own research

 

Deeney is so large he no longer fits into a single thread

Spilled over everywhere, he will be popping up in Brexit thread before you know it

 

Not much meat on me.

Top shelf, 20 minutes.

Has he signed yet?

 

I think Boufal will go to Southampton.

 

Being objective it's difficult to see why he would pick us over them. Secure prem side, nicer stadium, coast, boss who will know him from French league....

 

never heard of him. Is he better than pererya? (who I'd also never heard of till the other day)

 

Ponzos

 

Perhaps us signing Bobby Pereyra might swing it our way as a signal of intent from the club. I have never seen him play and purely basing it on snippets I've read and the fact other clubs are also interested but I'm excited.

 

Fingers crossed this happens

3421 with Pereyra and Boufal behind a single striker would be so good to watch, the transition from back to front could be something to behold


....................Deeney (if he's fit and humble)
............Boufal............Pereyra...............
.Holebas...Capoue...Behrami...Janmaat.
.........Britos...Kaboul...Cathcart.............
.....................Gomes...........................