Scrapes Wot Us 'Orns Have Got Ourselves Into

It's nice to be appreciated.

 

That'll do fine! No need for profanities. Or from me either as long as I don't get taken to task by the thought police again. This thread is like a cardiac arrest that keeps getting shocked alive again.

 

I don't mean to lower the tone of this high-brow thread, but I'd lick her bum clean

 

I was fortunate enough to get a PM from Kelso yesterday, specifically telling me he loves big boobs.

Surely there are other related forums for sexually frustrated Watford supporters; Relegation Certs - can you please help him out?

 

I would, but this forum is actually the place I come to to relieve my sexual frustration...(I'm naked from the waist down as I type this)

 

In which case don't go outside,it's wetter than a haddock's bathing costume. You will be drenched.

Many people are confused on this topic I believe.
i always enjoy my first aid training but some of the tales are quite unpleasant.

 

He's never delivered a course I've attended!
The last chap was named Robin and told how people with knives attempt to attack their victim in the bowel. Very nasty.

 

You should check out the Emma Saunders thread if you need a client list.

 

I think he likes you more than he gives on.

 

Comforting that even at the extremes of consciousness there is a reminder of W Herts.

 

Sexual frustration has been the least of it this season.

 

I p.m.ed you in an effort to get you off my tail and quit being a rash. Now you've resorted to reporting the contents. You really are the worst type of androgynous, mealy-mouthed, little toss.r. Why don't you come up with a story of your own, any one at all, why don't ya?

Oh, you haven't got one ...

 

Here we go again. A man child with school ground humour. How old are you?

What makes you think I want to be PM'd to be told about your fetish (I'm pleased you admitted doing that publicly) along with your earlier antisemitic post last week that was thankfully deleted by the Mods.

A clear picture of a sad, angry & lonely (old) man can't help be formed, which is a shame.

Await boring/swearing reply....or feel free to tell us all another 'story'.

Ps) I think you have a habit of projecting your numerous sexual insecurities onto others. I'm interested to know what makes you now think I'm androgynous?!

 

Just pmed you H4E...you won't miss it, it's entitled Fireman's Helmets and Tutu Skirts.

 

You really do want to keep this thing going don't you! Maninblack and I made it up ages ago.

Anyway. How old am I? 64. Is it your requirement that I should grow old gracefully in a manner dictated by you? Well tough luck. It won't be happening.

Now not only do you report an ASIDE in a p.m. as its main point but you want to rope others in to support your cause. Notably RC. It would appear that you're barking up the wrong tree there as anybody with a real ability to judge character could have told you.

As for the use of androgynous well it was extrapolation you see. A bit like 'sexually frustrated', 'sad, angry and lonely old man' and 'numerous sexual frustrations'. It really is a bit annoying being extrapolated against with nil evidence isn't it?

As for my 'fetish'. Do you really reckon it's a fetish? 'Bloke fancies women with big ****'? Hardly revelatory is it? More mainstream I'd have thought. And irony of ironies, when I first read your latest missive, I was in bed with my new girlfriend who has an even bigger pair than Milano. She found that hilarious too and has fully sanctioned my imparting that piece of information although you won't be getting any more details this time.

However, I'm nothing if not fair. So I'll also admit that I showed her my o.p. and she wasn't happy at all. Got quite cross with me in fact. Like others on here, she's of the opinion that it inluded quite a bit of extraneous detail that didn't in any way embellish a story that was principally about a tattoo. So I'll hold my hands up then and admit that I now regret incuding that (not least because it's taken this thread way away from its intended direction) and that it was an error of judgement on my part. Now, is that good enough for you?

As for the 'anti-semitic' post - it wasn't. It merely pointed out my personal and objective observations during two visits to the state of Israel and that the offending mural was a rather good caricature of them. I stand by it.

Any suggestion that I or anybody else should deny their real life experiences in the pursuit of a p.c. driven agenda of 'untruth' is Orwellian in its scope.

 

Embarrassing. Deluded. Nurse.

The best bit is you reading WFCForums whilst in bed with your new big t*tted GF.

Even Going Down doesn't do that!

 

Flattering for all of us.

 

Trying to win an argument on t'internet. Do you want me to post one of those pictures?

 

Nothing to offer as per. Mucking about with the phone is quite a fun inter-coital game for two especially when you're both able to have a laugh at a complete numptie's expense. If you miss the irony of that then you must indeed have had one sort of bypass op. or another. Maybe multiple ones.

Your sole agenda now is to try and wreck this thread because you have no imagination and no life stories of any interest whatsoever of your own to relate. In short, you're a f.cking bore pal.

I've offered you an olive branch twice. You have chosen not to accept. No matter. I can keep up with taking the p.ss out of you for as long as it takes.

 

No olive branch required. You can carry on for as long as you want. I can promise you I will continue to highlight your blatant stupidity,bigotry,hate & antisemitism which is probably the underlying cause of your anger. Others can judge for themselves & if they want to post stories of their lives then they will.

Normally I have the greatest of respect for my elders, not in this case. Also don't PM me again.

 

Stupidity, bigotry, hate and anti-semitism? Interesting. So I'm gonna read between the lines here myself.

I suspect the thing that's really bothering YOU and why you still can't leave it alone is my post that you considered anti-semitic. You keep referring to it. And I notice that you've singularly failed to address the point of it which was to relate my personal experiences of two trips to Israel. And I could relate a specific example if you wish.

 

Yes please, I would like to here the example you mentioned? That you can PM me on if you prefer or public.

 

*hear

 

It'll be in public. Later.

 

Why would I? I'm more than happy in the loving embraces of 424 and Relegation Certs.

 

OK. Here we go then.

My two trips to Israel were in the spring of 1981 (a long five week one all the way from Mt. Hermon in the north to Ras Mohammed in the south (Sinai was still under Israeli control then following the Yom Kippur war)) and a shorter ten day one to Eilat in the spring of 2001.

On my first trip I found the majority of those Israelis I came across in the tourist industry and more generally as surly and arrogant and obviously most interested in making a buck out of me. I've not come across that anywhere else in the world before or since (60 countries or so). You get plenty of hassle on the street in Arab countries but it's a kind of game. They've got no money and you, relatively, have lots. In Israel there isn't that differential and it was much more insidious and creepy.

So on my second trip I hoped I would find something different. But unfortunately I didn't. It was just the same.

I had a contact in Eilat the second time. Israel's most famous ornithologist. There's no need for me to tell you his name. You can easily google him. There is only one candidate really.

Now he and I both worked, as a sideline, for various eco-tour companies taking folk around the world and he'd enjoyed plenty of freebies in the UK before on the accommodation and 'being shown around the place' front. He'd never met me personally before but knew I was coming with the bona fides of a couple of eco-tour companies and was on, amongst other things, a recce. mission with a view to setting up future tours that might very well have involved him too. But I wasn't looking for any free accommodation. I wanted to keep my wife at arms length from it all as she only had a peripheral interest.

What I was looking for was a free day trip out to the southern Negev to see some specialities. But he didn't seem to get it at all and just wanted to treat me and my wife like any other client and charge us around £90 each for the privilege. I found that completely bizarre and told him where to get off. I hired a 4x4 myself and we went out to the Negev and saw all the stuff anyway.

The companies I was working with did set up future trips to Israel. They didn't involve me though. I didn't want to go back to the place so went elsewhere instead. They didn't involve our Israeli friend either. Others had had similar experiences with him and nobody at all wanted to work with him.

Still, 'gotta pick-a-pocket or two' eh?

 

I am totally and utterly confused by this thread.

 

It has to be a joke within a joke Inception kind of thing. We are now at level 6 comatose.

 

I think in 5 years this thread will find its own way back to it's very start and be used as one of the best examples of the benefits of social media.

 

Thanks for the reply Kelso.

I now totally understand your reasoning. It's terrible what happened to you 1981 & you should have definitely had that free day trip!

There was this one time when we went to Marrakesh in 2010 as tourists, the Moroccon tour guide (who was recommended to us by someone else) would not stop showing us the best places to eat & the best stall holders to go buy from in the market. Found out later he was on commission. Damn Muslims.

Our house got burgled in the 90's when we lived in Edgware, along with a few other houses, there was a spate of them. Police caught them, turned out to be from a local travelling community. Anytime I meet an Irishman, I don't care. I call them thieving Irish b*stards.

Couple of black kids mugged me in the street when I was a teenager. They should go back to where they came from. All of them.

Lets go out for a drink one night & we can wallow at the injustice all these a*seholes have caused us over the years. Your paying though because remember I'm Jewish (& I've got to pick a pocket or two).

I'm not racist though, some of my best friends are Christians.