Scrapes Wot Us 'Orns Have Got Ourselves Into

a slap in the face by a big, bouncing pair of knockers usually gets my heart going!

 

Kelso is another one of moog's troll accounts?

 

Plenty more stories to relate. However, I want to clear up one thing first.

I've been accused on here of being an anti-semite. Simply for relating the evidence of my own eyes and ears. So what is that all about exactly? And what exactly are Labour party members being accused of in relation to that?

Once this is cleared up we can move on.

Reids et al. You know who you are ...

 

The silence is deafening. Except on the border where the noise of gunfire from armed, arrogant thugs murders un-armed children.

 

Where can one find the Simms archive?

I’m starting to plan my holiday reading.

 

Kels, you’ve done a reverse Pike by naming Reids.

Didn’t realise he was an Alan.

 

Pedantic, I know, but the noise ain’t the issue.

 

Alan,Pike,Reids?
Sounds like WHU players from various eras.

 

There's a rich vein of stories from my days working at Euston station. Everything happens at Euston. Rats, prostitution, mugging, floods, electrocutions. Anything you can think of. Saturday late turn was always interesting after the football - especially if Manchester or Liverpool or one of West Midlands clubs had played away at Arsenal, Spuds etc. The station concourse was a regular favourite meeting place for an enormous fisticuffs to finish off the footballing day. Then you'd get the drunks who'd come along and vomit everywhere and then, a few minutes later, the club-footed, mutant, flea-infested pigeons would waddle over to gobble it all up while it's fresh and warm.

Anyway, this particular tale comes from the wee small hours of one morning when we got a call in that somebody was mugging people at the cash machine out on the collonade. He'd got a big fackoff knife and would wait for someone to come along and take money out of the ATM and then persuade them to present the cash to him as an alternative to getting a good slashing.

We called the cops and a couple of the lazy nogoods came strolling out eventually and wandered over the concourse towards where knife man was standing waiting another victim.

As he saw the cops coming, he immediately bends down and lays the knife on the floor. The cops look at each other in smug self-congratulation. Look, he's given up already the glance says. This one is going to be easy...

But no. The reason he's put the big knife down is only to free his hands so that he can RRRRRIPPPP his shirt off with both hands, buttons popping everywhere, then pick up the knife again bare-chested and charge at the cops screaming "COME ON THEN YOU FAAAAAACKKKAS!!"

Cops came from everywhere. There were loads and loads and loads of them. They got those bins that are a metal frame and have the rubbish bag hanging inside and slowly hemmed him in whilst he slashed away wildly at them and screamed obscenities.

Of course they got him in the end.

 

Was he shouting Luton Scum as he was being constrained or how does that fit into this thread exactly?

 

No, when they eventually got him they did very enthusiastic 'restraining'. Almost as though they were rather cross about having had the knife waved at them.

Their chosen method of restraint greatly resembled the playground bundles we used to have at school where everyone takes turns to throw themselves on top of an enormous pile of heaving bodies.

So at this point all Mr now ex-knife man had to say was something along the lines of "Hmmmmfffffff....." as he disappeared below about 150 stone of assorted irate metropolitan police beefcake.

 

I got beat up by the Hamburg police when they detained me overnight for being drunk once. They broke a rib but credit where it's due, they left no marks.

 

Random post bump.

 

http://wfcforums.com/index.php?thre...idelines-read-this-before-your1st-post.33728/

.......Spamming the boards with advertising or threads with entirely off topic posts;
Supporting Luton;
'Bumping' of random old threads back to the top of the forums for no good reason
Posting threads in the incorrect forums. WFC Forums has a forum for pretty much everything, football related or not. We welcome non-football chat but please try to keep it to the non-football forums provided;.........

ad infinitum, ad nauseum

 

Finally, seven years after I got censured for that same offence I can return the favour!

 

Missing the old sot, RD?

 

Whilst I usually stick to the sports & political pages, I just fancied a peek at the travel section.

 

My reasoning was that we need a big game from Bobby P today & what better way of making his juices flow than reminding him of the motherland?

Assuming he pops on here for an update on crypto currencies, all will fall into place.

 

I would like to lodge an appeal against the impending 3 match ban for RD on the basis that he lost his footing and didn't intend to bump this old thread. We have the resources to take this further if the first appeal is unsuccessful. #justice4RD

 

TUT, most thoughtful & appreciated being the first into the group hug.

The new Chalobah role.

But please rest assured.

A fresh 19 year old Columbian poster will step into my moccasins.

 

Did Bobby call in?

Usual alias Meridensi.