Scrapes Wot Us 'Orns Have Got Ourselves Into

Get over it. Plenty of culture etc. in the Athens of the North ... Ha! You loved it ...

 

And you think I'm a bore?!

 

Yep. And you've just confirmed it again. Plus, you've got form ...

 

This might help: Raconteur (noun) = a person who tells anecdotes in a skilful and amusing way.

 

Is there any possibility that you could simply f.ck off somewhere else?

 

You ask me to comment then you ask me to f.ck off? Make your mind up! I will gladly do the latter, but before I do, a last comment;

Had you accepted the criticism that your OP contained irrelevant and sexist material, rather than respond with a sweary rant and try to arrogantly justify its inclusion, I wouldn't have played the thorn in your side. Times have moved on, this is not the 1970s.

This is a public board and I challenge 'isms' not picked up by the mods, however irritating and 'boring' that might be.

 

This thread is an absolute car-crash.

 

Who doesn't ??

 

Maninblack needs to stop putting his replies above the quote. Messes with my sanity.

 

But remember Rupert is not his real name.

 

The forum is an absolute car-crash.

 

Replacing Karnezis.

Gomie now in the Bonham role!

 

When we are in Europe, we won't have to put up with these tiresome midweek longeurs.

C'mon Gino. Make it happen!

 

I just recently had a car crash so I find this comment offensive.

 

“I’m 47; my girlfriend’s 33. she’s 14 years younger than me. Back of the net!”
Alan Partridge 2007
"In 2012 I had a brief (six month) flirtation with a half Glaswegian/half Canadian woman some 14 years my junior"
KelsoOrn 2018

Kelso's gone full Partridge!

 

Never really understood what drives someone who so desperately wants to recount, most likely fictional stories of their life, to a bunch of strangers who they've never met & don't even know their real names?!

 

Many apologies. To restore your sanity ^^^^

 

But I don't care what you think and don't do being lectured at. Neither do I care what decade it is.

 

I was recently offended and so I find this comment offensive.

 

In fairness, 30 years ago, I was quite a catch...

...but in all honesty, anything I do now has more than a whiff of desperation about it.

 

You did!

How’s it all working out?

My neighbour recently pranged my parked motor because ‘I’m not as young as I was. And I was reversing.’

Happily, I managed to bundle my ding from Waitrose car park into the repair package.

Odd, as it was on the other side.

TCT, hopefully you could do likewise.

Btw, when I first wrote ‘ding’, the auto writer function made it ‘dong’.

Changes my meaning fundamentally.

 

I have an inkling that I’m Sidekick Simon.

 

Even I can work out Reids’.

 

Or what decade it is not.

 

I did read this as ‘had recently offended’.

Could link up with 3000 in Parkhurst.

 

Some of this thread reads like people who have just discovered the Internet.

 

This thread would pick up if a few more posters had a story to tell rather than simply bitching. Whoops ... Was that sexist?

 

Most likely fictional? Desperate? Not me matey. I don't do either fictional or desperate. I started this thread for a bit of a laugh. Nothing more. Others have told a story down the line. Clive in particular's come out with some crackers.

It strikes me as apposite that the churlish bores on here, following their charisma bypass operations, have no stories to tell at all having spent their entire puffs attempting, unsuccessfully, to try to tell other people what to do.

 

This is a wind up surely? I mean how full Partridge can you get.

You might as well have simply replied Smell My Cheese and been done with it!

 

Richard Eidstorm ?

 

This thread had all the promise of the above video...

But has ended up becoming ‘Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a video!’

 

Fascinating creatures...

 

I calculated different words but otherwise absolutely fine.

Fine-ish.

 

The elephantine Partridge!

In the room.

Commendable!

 

Fantastic thread.