The Premier League - 2021-2022

So at least three PL teams will start next season with new managers.

Two are clubs I feel we could realistically hope to finish above, if we get things right of course.

They’re rivals who will both be having to make new appointments after a few seasons of stability, and as @a19tgg says, get it wrong and that could benefit us considerably.

 

Harry the Hornet would be out of job, so it's a "no" from me.

 

Would be a task and a half to finish ahead of Wolves, they had a horror season with their amazing striker getting a horrible injury, and they still stayed up with ease. Jimenez should be back next season by all accounts too

Absolutely no reason so far that we can't finish above Palace, I bet if you asked them right now they'd snap your hands off for 17th

 

Zaha would be brought in to replace him as mascot no doubt.

'Wilfrid the Whale' anyone?

 

Going to walk the league. Seen reports that Ole won’t let Garner go out on loan again and plans to use him in the first team squad this upcoming season. That’s United getting relegated.

 

Well, the United Twitterati have just ****ed themselves silly, nowhere near ready for a Champions League team though lol

 

You reckon he'll get that long?

 

Garner could guide Man U to 5 titles, 3 champions leagues and win the world cup for England and we'd still think he was ****.

 

HMS17th

That's all that matters

 

HMS Survival sounds better.

Bedwetters will keep us afloat even if there's a drought next season.

 

HMSFloaters?

 

I know we're turd but lets not advertise it

 

I prefer "HMS EUROPA" myself, we can but dream

 

We're never rejoining, get over it lefty

 

I'm talking about us qualifying for the Europa Cup at the end of this season by finishing high enough in the PL.

 

More chance of the conference, and not the one Spurs are in.

 

I had a dream last night that our first game of the season was away at Arsenal and we won 5-1.


Things to note…

• We played in all yellow with a 5-3-2,formation and most of teams were made up of Oxbridge student from the 1920s, as though they had travelled forward in time .
• I went to the match, but thought it was at home, so I missed it.
• On leaving Vicarage Road, (which was situated in an industrial northern landscape), I walk to the wrong train station and got on a train and ended up at a futuristic looking Portsmouth.
• I managed to catch a complete rerun of the game on ITV the next day, by this time I was back at primary school.

 

Have you been sniffing the Harpic again Mazzereth?!

 

Some absolute shiit in this league. If we go down again we should be liquidated.

 

Capoue bossing United so far.

 

That's definitive enough for me. I'm putting £50 in it at 5,000,000:1 (the Oxbridge student bit has really helped the odds).

 

What an incredible shoot out. De Gea failing to save any one of 10 pens then missing one, you couldn’t make it up.

 

Winners medal for Capoue ! Excellent !

 

United were **** all night, and as for Rashford he better not get in the England starting eleven as he was especially **** tonight

 

Estupinan there as well

 

Not sure if this has been posted in this thread before, just in case not.

From the skysport website.
The Premier League has confirmed that all 380 fixtures for the 2021/22 season will be released on Wednesday, June 16 at 9am.
All 20 top-flight clubs - including newcomers Norwich, Watford, and the Championship play-off winners - will find out their schedules.
The 2021/22 campaign will on Saturday, August 14 - 34 days after the Euro 2020 final at Wembley.
The season will end on May 22, 2022, with all 10 games kicking off at the same time.

 

On what date will it be confirmed we're staying up?

 

Poch back to Spurs apparently...

Smacks of being a one hit wonder to me, probably the best manager they’ve appointed in a long long time and they can’t see past him.

 

It's unbelievable the lengths we'll go to to shoehorn Deeney into the side

 

Moyes success second-time-round at Spam has set a dangerous precedent.

 

I see.

 

If that was De Gea's last game for United and I was manager I would have substituted Henderson for him before the end of extra time. He has no physical presence and it was obvious he would be the one to miss his penalty when it came to his turn. Down to you Solskear.

 

QSF returning didn't count as a precedent then?