[SIGNED loan] Kortney Hause

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Mighty Mo, Jan 2, 2018.

  1. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Lives in a Hause, a very big Hause in the Kortney.
     
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  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Very much understood.

    The silver lining is that this desperate run is perfect for displacement activities.

    I was peaking at my tax return when you posted.
     
  3. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    He came on last night - probably start playing for them now!
     
  4. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Tax return. Very good point. I will pencil that in for 3pm Saturday.
     
  5. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    This is perfect! We can use the Berghuis chant!

    “Our Hause, in the middle of our street

    Our Hause, in the middle of our street”


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  6. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    Why would he come here when Wolves are probably more likely to be in the Premier League next season than us!
     
  7. Abso

    Abso First Year Pro

    Not Happening.

    Heard it straight from the Hauses mouth
     
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  8. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

  9. wingco

    wingco Reservist

    Wonderful. Can't wait to see what a centre half that can't get in ahead of Mings looks like
     
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  10. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

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  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Our Hause ? In the middle of our defence ?
    Could be our castle and our keep ?
    There's always something happening and it's usually quite loud.
     
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  12. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Exactly what I was thinking. He’s actually 4th choice at Villa. Had a lot of promise a few years ago, but has gone backwards since it seems.

    I've had a quick look on the Villa forums, as that's usually a good indicator over a player. Not too much chat on Hause, but the general opinion is he's not really good enough for them and is a clear backup option. He's quite liked, but I'm thinking he's probably their WTE. Nice chap to have around the place, but they prefer it when he's on the bench.

    He did score the winner again United this season though, and regularly pops up with the odd goal here and there. Left footed too.

    If we signed him, and he's the only incoming CB, then I would resign myself to relegation, as I don't see him as a strong enough upgrade on what we have. But if we sign two new CB's with the other being a clear upgrade, I could buy into that.
     
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  13. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    None of that matters, in Gino’s eyes if either Wikipedia or Transfermarket say he’s a defender, then he’s more than good enough for the role.
     
  14. LouOrns

    LouOrns First Year Pro

    I think this is a bad way to look at things though. The question we should ask when signing these players are. A) Does he fit the way we play to play, B) What is his skillset that would make him thrive for us and C) Is he better than what we have. Ans the answer to A and C is yes and the answer to B is he’s an aerial monster that can defend space really well. This would be a good signing as he and Sierralta are extremely similar, but I’d say Hause is better. He gives us balance and dominance and that can only be a good thing
     
  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I do wish Gino would turn the ‘Contract expiring in 6 months’ search filter off on his Football Manager save.
     
  16. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    He's left footed, that immediately means he's a classy footballer. Get it done Gino son.
     
  17. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I'm left footed and fourth choice here behind Mr IBB,Ford and the improving youngster Persephone.
    Shall I contact Gino?
     
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  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    You're better than massina
     
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  19. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Why not, it can't hurt!
     
  20. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 Reservist

    Most of our current defenders are great at defending space at the moment. I just wish they would defend the ball and/or an opposition player instead. Space never scored!
     
  21. Watfordftw

    Watfordftw Reservist

    On the times I've seen him for Villa, he's looked crap so he would fit in pretty well here.
     
  22. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Prefer Courtney Cox out of Friends.
     
  23. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    We could swap Adam for one of the statues at the Foro Italico. They look beautiful but don't do much.
    I called him.
    He said I was on the short list but did I have numbers for Virginia Wade and Christine Janes?
     
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  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    When does your contract expire ? Is Mogi Bayat your agent ?
     
  25. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    My contract at Hoddesdon expired about two years ago as the club are too busy deciding the relative importance of Pavlova v Victoria sponge to renew it.
    My agent is Cub Laurie,the young fox,son of Pretty Fox.
    He's always first to the food so useful in awkward negotiations.
     
  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    A free agent ? Well why dincha say ! Welcome to Watford.
    ps Pavlova, every time.
     
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  27. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Thank you!
    Can I finish the dusting first?
     
  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes as long as you can make the pre-match tactical and training session in Cassiobury Park between 10.30-11.00 tomorrow morning.
    We may need to change that surname for "historic reasons". You will be known as "Iblaminhos" or "Bert". Your choice.
     
  29. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    The all important YouTube videos...



     
  30. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Given that Robert Morley thought Sydney should be renamed 'Bert' I'll go with that although I'm quite taken by 'Iblaminhos' sounds like I could be in 5 Century BC Athens!
    Will I receive a five year contract?
     
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Not until you get to the age of 30.
    I was just being polite....5 years of course :)
     
  32. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Prefer Baggy Hausers.
     
  33. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Long as it’s not The Hause Poo at Corners.
     
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  34. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Apparently his form is up and down like a hause drawers
     
  35. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    He already knows about you, IBB. You're on his list, he's checked it twice, and he's decided if you're naughty or nice. The former, probably.
     

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