[SIGNED loan] Kortney Hause

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Mighty Mo, Jan 2, 2018.

  1. Mighty Mo

    Mighty Mo Reservist

    Reported in The Sun and BBC that us and Huddersfield are looking at him.
    England under 21 centre back at Wolves. Only played one game this season.
    Home grown and cheap.
    I'd put your hause on this one.
     
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Young prospect not ready for first team action at wolves. Not sure he'd want to leave with his side poised for promotion. Hause this going to shore up our leaking defence ?
     
  3. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    This, along with our rumoured interest in Matt Clarke, shows that we're in the market for a young, left-footed centre back which is what this squad is crying out for. Good times.
     
  4. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    H-H-H House music
     
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  5. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Fits the Pozzo 'sign girly named players' model.
     
  6. Porky Pig

    Porky Pig Academy Graduate

    Agree. Quick left footed a good prospect.
     
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  7. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Kort Hause?

    Deeney will be fond of him.
     
  8. Who the **** names their child Kortney? Makes Jordon look literate.
     
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  9. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Or scared witless of him
     
  10. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    There are some truly daft attempts at names.
    At a primary school I have Ryker,Kaden,Sunbeam and Snowdrop!
     
  11. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    I believe Hause played against us in our Championship days- Kortney isn't a name you easily forget (maybe he's hoping to marry into the Kardashians).

    So "young prospect not ready for first team action at Wolves" doesn't seem quite right.
     
  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    My comment was based on the fact that he has only played once for the first team this season in the championship per the opening post. Unless he has been injured all that time, I'd suggest he's not ready for first team prem football.
     
  13. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    He's 22 and has played 67 first team games for Wolves. Now surplus to requirements presumably.
     
  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Your own brood?

    Not as informed by classical literature as I would have thought.

    'Troy' might be the closest to meeting your cultural & footballing requirements.
     
  15. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Lord no!
    These are children in my tennis club at a school in West Cheshunt.
    There IS a Troy but he isn't in the group at present!
    My cats are Ford Dante Perikles Agamemnon Dangerous and Arthur Virgil Tancredi Coleridge Dangerous.
    I prefer to return the children at close of play!
     
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  16. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Were you asked to name Jacob Rees-Mogg's kids?
     
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  17. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow , Buddy Bear Maurice and River Rocket. Those are names.
     
  18. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I rather imagined Jacob left such fine detail to the nanny,butler and the remainder of the household staff!
    I expect his children are all dressed as mini versions of JRM!
    Jamie and Oliver too?
     
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  19. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I have cousins called Rainbow, Jubilee, Tree and Rain.
     
  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Without wanting to get entangled in an Operation Yewtree situation, I'm curious as to how old 'your' Troy is.

    If older than 7, he predates the arrival of the Estimable Deeney in west Herts.

    Parents massive Walsall fans?
     
  21. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Calm down RD. IBB is married and this isn't eharmony.
     
  22. Except if these morons went for any of those, it would be Poppee Hunnee, Dazy Boo, etc.
     
  23. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I was merely speculating on the apparent proliferation of people called Troy in Herts.

    O tempora, o mores!

    Btw, odd time to post. Midway through the first half of a WFC match!
     
  24. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    I'd rather sign Keeley Hawes.
     
  25. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Or Chesney Hawkes?
     
  26. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    How about Tannhauser.....? Could do the prematch entertainment as well. With David Wagner as manager.....
     
  27. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I think he's 8 and in W Cheshunt they've barely heard of Watford let alone Walsall!
    Wasn't that a shampoo?
     
  28. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Crowd would need to get in early for Wagnerian performances!
     
  29. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Entertainment starts at three. Kick offs delayed to eight. Worth it just to see Stelling explode and Merson's incomprehension. :)
     
  30. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I'm finding it hard to view Merson as a Brian Sewell/Robin Ray arts critic!
     
  31. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    I would love to have seen Sewell watch Soccer Saturday just to savage him as he did with contemporary art. More acidic than the Alien Queen.
     
  32. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Even dead he would make more sense than Merson!
    Mind you so would a cheese sandwich.
     
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  33. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I was desperately looking for any form of distraction ! I could have given you the very latest weather forecast and tesco "SIM only deals" too.
     
  34. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Probably. Featuring fruit acids, hair gloss warp factor 6, lactoprminiadoids, and a blackberry coulis which 84% per cent of ALL women said was just great (sample size 25).
     
  35. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    The jewel in the Harmony portfolio was the hairspray.



    Makes me wonder if Big Ross took advantage of this product.
     

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