[RUMOUR] Kauã Elias

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by reids, May 16, 2023.

  1. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Haven't been myself - but it's on my list to try. Has some fairly good reviews based on Google. Will let you know if I pop in to try it.
     
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  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Tbf my family genetics mean that most of us can eat, pretty much indefinitely. We reach the point of fullness that normal people get, but then can just graze on. Not like Tarare type weirdness but I've put some impressive volumes away in my time.
     
  3. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Have you been to the Cart and Horses yet?
     
  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    No, but I met a woman in India who told me to go there too!
     
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  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    ....all followed by one waffffer thin mint sir ?
    You are Demis Roussos and I claim my €5.
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  6. Reminded me of this (at 4:00)
     
  7. Jeffersonelias81

    Jeffersonelias81 Academy Graduate

    Such a pity. It would actually be the prank of the century but no my friend, I'm the real deal. Some here have send requests to my Instagram and they have been able to see that I am actually his uncle.
     
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  8. Jeffersonelias81

    Jeffersonelias81 Academy Graduate

    I disagree with you there. that's not what we've seen with Richarlisson and Joao Pedro.
     
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  9. Jeffersonelias81

    Jeffersonelias81 Academy Graduate

    Not sure whether I should laugh or cry over this comment. I mean no disrespect to Watford.
     
  10. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Yes it's probably wise of you to pay little attention to moog - he's the forum's chief misery guts and troll poster, and pretty clueless on actual football matters. Frankly many of us are surprised that he even still bothers to post here and pretend to support Watford, when it's likely he secretly favours our rivals Luton.
     
  11. Jeffersonelias81

    Jeffersonelias81 Academy Graduate

    To be honest with guys, being a Brazilian and knowing what a real Churrascaria is, the ones they open here in London don't come close to it.
     
  12. Jeffersonelias81

    Jeffersonelias81 Academy Graduate

    But it's such a shame they would not serve a real 'picanha'. That's why most Brazilians(the ones that know about meat) would not visit them places.
     
  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Richarlison wasn't here long and was already on the wane before he got a move to Everton

    Jp has done OK but will shine at Brighton with a proper coach, consistent positioning and some stability.
     
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  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I have probably had this cut but didn't notice it in particular.

    There are one or two in London that are pretty decent, but you're right, i visited on in Sao Paolo and one in Natal that were life changing.
     
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  15. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

     
  16. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Bornmuff are are rivals now m8.
     
  17. Jeffersonelias81

    Jeffersonelias81 Academy Graduate

    Glad to hear you got to go to a real churrascaria in Brazil.
     
  18. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I wondered if anybody else recognised it
     
  19. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Favourite reference on here of all time, out of the blue.
     
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  20. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    As someone who lives in Watford (or Flatford as it's more commonly being referred to) I tend to take the approach that you need to laugh, or you end up crying (If you do end up crying, at least there's multiple Pound shops in the highstreet to buy chocolate, or other cheap crap which may give some short term happiness)

    I definitely need to get over to Brazil - I enjoy the Rodizio's here, so if they aren't a scratch on the real thing I'm missing out.
     
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  21. reids

    reids First Team

    Made his first team debut last night, coming on for the final 10 mins in the CONMEBOL Libertadores against the wonderfully named The Strongest
     
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  22. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    “We’re by FAR The Strongest team the world has ever seen!”
     
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  23. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    What’s the latest? Has he decided to follow in the footsteps of Richarlison and Pedro by joining the mighty Watford of the EFL Championship, to help us finish 14th?
     
  24. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    There are some wonderfully named teams in South America. Deportivo W anka are on the most well recognized sides in the UK.
     
  25. Jeffersonelias81

    Jeffersonelias81 Academy Graduate

    Hello Markoa, there are things I am not allowed to disclose here for obvious reasons but we've recently had some rumours coming from a reporter In Brazil that a Premier League club has recently shown interest in Kaua(but very unlikely to happen before next year though). Kaua has just been called up for the squad playing the World Cup which will be played in Indonesia next month, we believe things will start to get more interesting from then on. Brazil will play England in the group so, it's going to be very exciting indeed.
     
  26. reids

    reids First Team

    Arsenal apparently the club interested as Edu was at the Fluminese training ground this week (also apparently taking an interest in Andre who was mentioned in the scouting thread)
     
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  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

  28. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Maybe that's how our link with Arsenal works? We sign Edu's son and they inherit our contacts and hoover up any talent at Fluminese? Sounds like an excellent deal.
     
  29. reids

    reids First Team

    Art of the deal
     
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  30. Jeffersonelias81

    Jeffersonelias81 Academy Graduate

    You're goooood man!!!!! :)
     
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  31. reids

    reids First Team

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    Scored a hat-trick today in the U17 world cup against whipping boys (England beat them 10-0 :p) New Caledonia U17 earlier. Stats are some of the most one-sided you'll ever see. 81 shots!
     
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  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    81 shots in one game is incredible !
     
  33. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Not even 1 a minute. Poor showing.
     
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  34. reids

    reids First Team

    Most i've ever seen I think!
     
  35. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    We are all Moog, except lowerrous.
     

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