Ismaila Sarr

I think we have failed him to an extent, but I'm not going to cry my eyes out at this, happy we've got this much money for him at this juncture, no need for the eulogies

 

Some of the heartfelt tributes I’ve seen on Twitter wouldn’t look out of place if he’d died.

 

For a footballer, leaving Watford is tantamount to death.

 

As Dorothy Parker said " How can you tell?"

 

*joining

 

I'm not sure how they deal with real life. However, as a member of this forum I'm not sure I'm best qualified to lecture or provide real life lessons given the excessive amount of time spent online reading and sometimes contributing to endless circular debates and cheese related humour etc. I mean, we're hardly the kids from Why Don't You.

 

How is this seemingly infinite thread still open?!

It's time to move on people.

 

I’m needy and can’t move on till I know Isma thinks well of me.

 

You need to prostrate yourself before him (at least virtually) and beg forgiveness. Only then will you join the legion of the super fans.

 

He said you're a ****.
Don't take it personally though, he's only repeating what he's heard everyone else say.

 

Sorry about that @Jumbolina

 

Is that the French word for bed wetter?

 

A move to Marseille is ideal for him - pi55 about in the relatively weak Ligue 1 most the year, then turn up a few games a season for the cameras in the Champion's League.

 

Notice Iliman Ndiaye has joined him at Marseille for an estimated £20m, considering he's better and younger than Sarr (and homegrown to boot!), and they're a Prem club not desperate for cash, I guess we didn't do too badly to get not far off that figure

 

So Ndiaye was playing for Boreham Wood. Yet another talent right under our noses we didn’t spot.

 

Put in a lovely assist for Aubameyang tonight in the Champions League, but eventually to no avail as they lost on penalties to Panathinaikos

 

I bet he side footed his to the keepers left?

 

We’ve probably missed out on a couple mil in add-ons there

 

He side footed it to the keeper's right.

 

haha eat shyt Ismaila. And I know you're reading this!

 

No it was the keeper's left.

 

Goal and two assists so far, maybe found his level?

 

Indeed he was.

 

Gino probably turned him down like he weirdly and proudly admitted doing with that Napoli lad who’s worth £200m or something.

 

Unfortunately our £1,000.00 offer was rejected.

 

Whilst looking forlornly at the ref hoping for a penalty?

 

Worth a cheeky bid ? £30m, sorry rather £28m when the correct exchange rate is used.
Bring him home !

 

A mass transfer listing spree so they can afford Mason Greenwood. Delightful.