Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Watford FC - 08/04/2017

HB there are many different styles of man management, I know I have mine and they don't seem so different to WM's in that I will pull someone for shoddy work and tell them to improve or I'll get someone else to do their job.

Usually they improve.

 

Whatever. Hbo. GoBe. Anyone else? I anticipate being in the Hamilton Hall, Wetherspoons, Liverpool St. Station, between 09.30 and 11.00 tomorrow. Name's Kelso.

Come and have a chat. Friends and foes on here equally welcome. We could have a larff. Wanna have a go though? We could set up an 'Oliver Grove' facility on the extensive concourse.

I always do what it says on the tin. Do you guys eh? I suspect not. Keyboard warriors only. So I won't be holding my breath ...

 

There is a Politics section on this forum too. Ask your new pal, GoBE, about it.

 

Sorry, don't do Wetherspoons because of their Worzel-Gummidge-Brextit-cheerleading-but-can-we-have-special-arrangements-for-European-barworkers **** of a chairman.

 

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State of this thread.

 

It's pretty embarrassing, being the match thread an' all.

 

****ing hell, why when I've blocked someone from view do I still have to endure the stream of squits that dribbles from their mouth because they hijack four pages of a match thread?

Who reads anything in to any boring pre match press conference ever?

 

State of this board these days :dismay:

 

Part 2 of our annual 6 points from the most pointless club in the league.

We walked 4 in at your dear little stadium without getting out of first gear.. Just hope and pray that we don't treat this as another training session. If we do it will be at least 4 AGAIN, if we take it serious then expect double figures.

It's when we play clubs like you that I believe we need a super league, or perhaps there needs to be a rule where we should only start with 7 men, just to make a game of it.

It will be interesting to see who is the worst and most pointless team - You or Millwall.

 

Lazy.

 

Either that or has the worlds biggest man crush on Wally and doesnt know how to deal with it?

 

I thought the match was HB1 vs Kelso?

Then again, it's been an entirely predictable affair.

On the topic of football: Will be great to see how Mapps can get on if he plays, his mobility might actually do well. Don't expect anything from the game though, Spurs have some real quality and play some great stuff. My only asks are that 1) we don't get any injuries and 2) Dele Alli doesn't get away with being a horrible little individual like he so often does.

 

Don't engage. The pathetic branleur (I've been warned off swearing - French don't count) will be spaffing his load over the tragic specimens on the **** website.

 

This thread is getting a bit Spursy

 

Bit missing off your **** mate. SS Billy or Half Missing Willy?

 

I think we ve blown our title hopes but CL qualifying 6 pointer for sure

 

Master stroke by Mazzari?

Watford - omg all our players are injured and we may have to put arlauskis up front and deeney centre back...

Harry Kane (in his weird mumbly voice) - boss I am fit I think.

Pochetino - haha hazza, Watford are decimated and have thrown in the towel, you can start on the bench and come on if we need an 8th goal for our goal difference.

Mazzari 12pm - ok lads, i am in possession of their teamsheet, stupid *****s have not only fallen into my plan to be complacent, they've rested 3 more players on top of Harry cane and picked 11 outfield players. What great big buffoons. Let's go for them today.

Deeney - hey gaffer, can we tell everyone you speak English yet?

Mazzari - no, I'm still enjoying winding up Watford fans on Twitter and that hb1 on Watford forums.

 

Seems a little odd that all you can think of is male genitalia whilst replying to a football post??
Something you want to tell us Tonto??

As you seem interested, my Pen!s is perfectly formed and completely intact. I'd say average size and does everything I need it to but thanks for enquiring.

No wonder Elton John was so interested in your club..

 

Oooh. Someone hit a sore spot. Everything else you say is agressive shyte, but mention your willy and you argument becomes very sober. "i'd say average size". How many willies did you have to hold it up against to work out the average?

Anyway. Who's willy are you referring to by saying 'my' Pen1s. I distinctly remember you telling everyone you were a woman in a previous thread. You should keep your story straight or no one will take you serious on here. An oversized Klitoris is not a willy. Round these parts, we call it a Billy. In fact, a Super Sized Billy. SS for short.

 

Haha another uneducated Gump. what is it with this silly little club? Not many fans but the majority do seem to be a bit backward/thick.

You find out where I said I was a Woman and I will gladly drop you a PM and arrange to pay you a decent amount of money into a bank account of your choice or to a charity..

For a small pointless club with very few fans, you certainly have your fair share of Halfwits..

As for "hitting a sore spot", you couldn't be further from the truth. I find it hilarious that some fans still think they are being original by using the mentality that all Spurs fans are Jewish.
We played Millwall recently and even they have moved on from the 70's but it's refreshing to see that some fans have not.
West Ham fans ( probably the most Neanderthal fans ) don't sing about or mention " Willies" any more but there does seem to be one club that wants to knock them off their perch..

so please keep going with the Jew/willy thing, it's hilarious..

 

As well as the quotes you make, he also said: "No [I won't have lower expectations], I told my players yesterday morning whoever plays has the opportunity to play and to show me why they should have been playing.

He expects the same standard from the replacements as he does from the first teamers. The compliment couldn't be clearer, if one were to look at the interview, same one you quoted from, in the same, simplistic, child like way that you do, but without the loathing.

Injuries are not a problem, and expectations shouldn't be dented by having up to 12 players unavailable, most of whom would be first choice. Sounds like he is pretty much of the same opinion as you on that score mate.

Everyone can see exactly how reasonable you are being.

Just because you end every sentence with, "I really want him to work out" doesn't take away all the other things you say about Walter. Other people discuss him reasonably, and discuss the fact that he may not be the right man for the job, and you then hold that up to them as meaning that you are more easy going on him than they are because they talk straight, and you attempt to sit on a fence that is leaning well past the opinions of almost everyone else on the forum.

As you have said before, you even know you are doing it, and you enjoy playing forum ping pong when everyone's firing shots at you. We ain't ever gonna change you, and good luck to you.

But you do yourself a huge disservice by taking yourself seriously.

 

Sorry Billy. You know you said it and I'm sure everyone else will remember you saying it, so why don't you just send the cheque to charity. £500 to Children in need, and if you don't pay you are a disgrace.

 

Then show me or this could turn out embarrassing for you..

You have a chance to make some money for a charity so back up that big mouth of yours..


I'm not totally sure how this forum works but it can't be difficult for someone to go through every post I've made. Ask someone with half a brain ( you may struggle on here ) and ask them to check for you.

Happy hunting..

 

You know what mate. It's a bit funny when you do all your bantz, but when you say you're gonna make a payment to charity and then back out of it I think its a disgrace.

 

Just pay the money.

 

I take it you can't find anything?? Oh dear..:sign1:

 

I will if you can back up that big mouth of yours, but it's clear that you are just full of Sh!t..

Now that has to be embarrassing..

 

Embarrassing is saying you'll make a payment to a charity and then making every excuse to back out of it.

 

I take it you are having no luck??

Oh dear..

 

More luck than Children in Need mate. Just pay the money.

Why the confusion anyway. Are you a bloke or a bird?

 

I take it you are having no luck??

Oh dear..

I've said I will make a payment if you can back up the fact that I said I was a woman, and I will but you haven't so the ball is in your court.

It would appear that you've made a big fool of yourself..tut tut..

 

Two things.

One: you are still backing out of making the payment.

Two: you haven't said you aren't a woman, you just keep asking me to show where you said it.

£500, Children in need, now.

 

How can I be backing out when I've said I will STILL make a payment if you can prove your accusation?

It's clear ( even to the Knuckle draggers on here) that you have made a fool of yourself, but you could redeem yourself if you prove me wrong, so please go ahead and prove me wrong.

Doesn't seem like too many are backing you up either as they probably haven't got a clue what you are on about either..

Are you a raging alcoholic who drinks this early in the morning or just plain thick?

I will be leaving around 07-00 as it's an early kick off today, so that should give you plenty of time to come up with your proof.
I could save you a lot of trouble and stop you from embarrassing yourself further by telling you that you possibly have me mistaken for someone else, but I won't as this is too much fun, so search away Sweetie..