Burnley 0-0 Watford - 05/02/2022

Deeney missed penalty 90+1, 90+2, 90+3

 

I could so easily walk round the corner to a venue with BT Sprout.

I shall stay in and do the hoovering instead.

 

And last.

 

You are Coleridge and I claim my opium pipe and a slap up meal at Mrs Miggins!

 

You obviously must have missed my other quote shown above yours on here, otherwise there would have been no need to post yours

 

Never seen such a nailed on defeat.

 

Ultimate proof that the 'TVOR' character is purely a troll of the greenest, most under-bridge variety.

 

Yep, this is one of those nailed on defeats when it’s nothing other than a nailed on defeat, as opposed to the nailed on defeats when you also have a sneaking suspicion it won’t be (Chelsea and even City as examples). This is just an unadulterated nailed on defeat.

 

Does anyone other than Lloyd think we'll get a point,let alone win?

I don't know of anyone.

 

It really is going to be Burnley's most comfortable 1-0 win isn't it. Early goal and then hoofball from the golden shower to try and get back in the game.

 

Header from a corner, with Bachmann standing a foot behind his goal-line.

 

I think we will get something. Burnley are not great but some people are talking like they are prime Barcelona. Burnley have won 1 game this season and have scored the 2nd least amount of goals in the league this season. But yeah we have no chance against such an elite football team.

 

Before looking round at the rest of his team mates and the officials in total shock, asking how the hell it was allowed to happen.

 

True but Burnley just got beat by Newcastle. I am not saying it wont be a tough game but we are more than capable of getting something against Burnley.

 

I think we might get something. Its not the dead rubber most think as I think Ranieri cocked it up last time and he may not this time. Its not like they are Man City or anything.

 

And then collapsing to the ground having been felled by a menacing but invisible blow by an opponent.

 

Jesus

 

In a slightly insane way I think we might actually win tonight.

 

Do you know what?! I think you're right!

That is insane.

 

My son and his mate are driving up there - good effort. And he plays centre back

 

I’m strangely optimistic about this one. 1-2 Watford (King x2).

This is complete and utter blind faith, especially with our atrocious defence.

Fingers crossed Ekong, Kucka and Sema are warming the bench, please do not let them loose on the pitch Ranieri.

 

It's not them, it's us.

We're shyt.

 

I'm gonna play footie rather than follow this. Hope we win. Know we won't.

 

If I set off now, do you think I'd have enough tim



Kidding.

 

This account is clearly some kind of extended art project. Kudos.

 

But according to the league table not as **** as Burnley.

 

We've played almost all the shyt teams at home and we're 17th.

Let that sink in.

 

We're better away then clearly.

 

Have you ever encountered Chris Wood's icy stare? Worse than Medusa's apparently. It will explain why Bachmann will spend the whole game immobile & rooted to the line.

 

yes. I highly expect one of their giant orcs to be completely unmarked on the penalty spot. Lots of our players will look at one another, shrug and wander back for kick off.

 

I’m also looking forward to the Burnley routine if they are winning. Free kick on halfway. Mee scratches his head and beckons Tarkowski to take it. Tarkowski has a think then beckons Pope who plods up from his goal before launching it into the mixer. That will be minutes 65 to 69.