What will probably happen is some of our fans will start booing Knockaert because Prodl makes a clumsy challenge on him. He will score the resulting free kick and celebrate in front of the away fans. The same fans who were then booing him for getting tackled will then be calling for the FA to punish him for celebrating in front of them. And it will all be very amusing.
Capoue does far more harm than good, unless we are already wining by a goal or two and he comes on with about 10 minutes to go. Otherwise I’d honestly prefer to just start with 10 men and tell the ref he can have his first red card for free.
HIGHGRADE IF YOU'RE READING THIS, AND I KNOW YOU ARE, I WILL MEET YOU UNDER BRIGHTON PIER AT 7PM. LET'S GET THIS SORTED ONCE AND FOR ALL. BRING YOUR TOOL.
Brighton has one of my favourite tapas restaurants casa don carlos and a decent chill pub the crickiters about 100 yards away
Capoue And Deeneys ‘feet under the table ‘ casual attitude is what I hated most about last season . They both need to be shipped out in January whilst there are still some owners/managers who haven’t yet worked out how **** they actually are.
I remember watching it on channel 4 when I was about 12. I was lying there on the living room floor, enjoying the tough guys swearing profusely, acting rough and ready and generally being hardcasess in a borstal. I was engrossed, loving the whole violent experience, having never seen anything quite like it before. I was surprisingly shocked when that chap got his coconut cracked open with a green in a sports sock. However, my point is that I was enjoying the whole film and it was refreshing to see something so brutal and edgy. Then I saw some pale, nervous guy doing a bit of weeding in the greenhouse. I thought how nice it was. He's getting back to nature, it seems like he's trying to put his troubled teenage years behind him and finally mature into a responsible adult. After a while a couple of his friends came in to see how he was doing, to give him a hand with his gardening, real good friends of his they were. Or at least I thought they were his friends. What happened next is the single most traumatising experience of my entire life to date. Forget about my nans and grandads dying, forget about illness and disease and war, they pale into insignificance compared to this harrowing scene. Here's this guy just going about his business when all of a sudden he is pinned to the work surface and gets his slacks dragged to his ankles. Then some horrible, yellow toothed hillbilly with rapist style sideburns pulls down his terrifying bib and brace apparel and reaches into his ballstranglers. What does he pull out from his little white cotton briefs you're asking. what surprise does he bring out? His flaccid member is the answer. I was lay there with a sudden expression of confusion. I had no idea what was going on, it was all a bit strange at the time. Then his sticks his scrawny dong right up the poor lads bumhole and gives him some proper fastarse. He wellies the lads bum absolutely everywhere and then does a sponk face to let us know he's finished his deed. He withdraws his disgusting, sexual predator like penis from the guys bum and pulls his dungarees back up. I was mortified, horrified, stupified. My throat was dry with fear and I was absolutely afraid. As if this wasn't enough for the poor victim, some other beast decided to get in on the action. He also rogered the little nerd senseless and took away his dignity. Stripped him of his honour, his pride, his anal virginity. They were a right couple of mean bastards I'm telling you. Why couldn't they just put him in intensive care like Ray Winstone would have done? Why couldn't they talk it out? Why couldn't they just be friends? These are the questions I was asking my exposed 12 year old brain at the time. And where the **** was "the daddy" eh? That poor lad got his colon smashed by two penises and the so called "daddy" was smoking a bifter in his cell or something. I was dying for Ray to burst in with a lead pipe or some other great weapon and cave their heads right in. But he didn't. The lad got savaged by two pasty white, hairy teenagers in a greenhouse and nobody was there to help him. Guess who I hate the most though? It's not the two swines that did the pillaging, nor is it Ray Winstone for shirking his duties. It isn't even the little weak ******* that allowed these rotters to invade his body. No, it's none of them horrors. It's that **** of a borstal officer that turned his back on the whole thing, just turned a blind eye to greenhouse rape. He was supposed to be there to help out, to keep them safe from harm, but he abandoned the poor lad and let it happen. The system failed. I was devastated. I felt physically sick that night and couldn't get that scene out of my mind for weeks and weeks. I was sincerely mortified. I couldn't even eat anything I was so upset.
A slight diversion from the thread, but interesting nonetheless. I watched Day of the Dead when I was about 14 and the gore and post-apocalypse story left me sleepless for months. Still don't know why people find horror films entertaining. Still don't think we'll get a point.
Well that was graphic! But, yep, that's what happened and the exact same thing, I was properly shocked and mortified when I saw it. Rest of the film was good though! I'm sure they made 2 versions, or there was a different cut. In one winstons character gets a 'bitch' but not in the other one.
Going to smash them. They will think that we will be a walk in the park and turn up thinking the game is already won. We however will be fired up (I hope) and go for the win. 4-1 Watford Gray x2, Richarlison and Hughes.
Not great results recently and it feels like we could do with getting back on it, hopefully Hughes and Cleverley back can get us going, Daquiri going to be a big miss though. However bad you think things have got, it's Stoke vs WBA tomorrow...........let that sink in for a minute. Then realise how happy you are to be a hornet again.
Taking into account injuries and suspensions, i'd go with this tomorrow: Gomes Janmaat - Prodl - Kabasele - Holebas Cleverley - Hughes Pereyra Carillo - Gray - Richarlison
To be fair, the only choice to be made is 3 or 4 at the back, then assuming 4, Capoue or Pereyra. Or Okaka to start rofl!
Hughes can't play in a two-man midfield and Pereyra doesn't do enough defensively, we'd get destroyed in the middle. Watson to sit in front of the defence and let Cleverley and Pereyra do the forward running from midfield. Hughes to start on the bench, would be careless to throw him back in after a hamstring injury and only 2 training sessions.
Huddlesfield were the first guy. Brighton will be sloppy seconds but it’ll be much easier for us to take I predict RelegationCerts will be gone by half time and completely forget about his date with Highgrade under the pier,
Watson and Capoue are more suited to the role on paper but in practice both are effectively empty shirts when selected
I'm going to this. Second game this season I've managed to get tickets for. The first was the opening game of the season. I'd take the same score tomorrow. When my sister managed to get tickets a few weeks' ago, this promised to be a pre-Christmas treat. Now, though....
