X Factor

"Now I know why Tigers eat their young"

 

I watched X Factor and Strictly tonight and Xfactor won hands down.

Double elimination tomorrow. Has to be from the following:

Wagner
Diva Fever (fun, gay, but ultimately terrible)
Katie (everyone hates her)
Niccolo (mediocre at best)
Bellamy (Sound like any silly 15 year old girls)
The Way Forward, or the boy group thing - (weak)
The black chap in the over 28 category - nobody will vote for him
Storm Lee (cheesy in the extreme)

Get rid of these before we have the real competition between the rest of them.

 

2 from them 4.

Aiden was the best, hands down.

 

Brucie was fantastic tonight, well thats Brucie for you.

My favourites were Pamela Anderson, the Girl from Baywatch, great Actress and now dancer, she has endless talent.

My favourist has to be Felicity Kendall, not bad for 91 years, every schoolboys fantasy and still swinging those hips. Majorie must be really mad this time as she turned a chance to appear.
Oh well Maj, thats life.

 

I disagree. His song was so obvious for his voice. Good but not amazing.

I rated Paije, who sounds like Ceelo Green. Would love him to sing Ceelo's latest song!

Surprised at Cher's performance, was quite good.

I know it's cheesy, but I loved seeing Mary from Tesco bring the house down. She is Subo x10.

 

I liked Aiden. It was a great song choice for him, I wouldn't say it was obvious personally.

Paije was good, sung it really well. I was suprised he wasn't in the original top 3.

Agreed re: Cher. Wasn't brilliant, but was good. She'll be around for a few weeks to come.

Mary was decent tonight, I'd like to see her do well.

 

Matt Cardle will win.

 

I think quite a few of them will get some sort of record contract with someone, as the standard is very high this year.

Cher

Mat

Aiden

Mary (I agree with Moog)

And although I don't like them personally, the made up boy & girl bands will also get signed. There could even be 2 or 3 more IMO, though I can't think who at present!!!

I think the winner will be Cher!!! She really has got something different, the X Factor I suppose.

 

You just don't get it you lot.

Simon Fowell is just exploitiing these wannabee stars for his own little fantasy world.

Ok, he might have a great fake tan, hairy chest (stuck on) and lovely teeth ( wall to wall crowns ).

And he does have a stable of butties at his command and a pool of Ferrari's.

But ever seen Fowell dance ?

Sing?

Tell great jokes?

Comand Fantastic shows like Generation Game with the natural Anthea?

Has ever seen him with or married a Miss World?


NO, THAT'S BECAUSE BRUCIE IS THE KING.

 

this place gets real weird during international breaks

 

The defination of weird is difficult to isolate.

What appears to be weird is to some people normal.

 

It looks that way at the moment. There are 4 or 5 who could easily be regular chart acts out of the finalists and even some of the acts who were rejected are better than what is in the hit parade these days.

I think that what will make this year's show more interesting, is that they have gone for a completely different range of performers. OK, some like Wagner are totally nuts, but for once they not all the same cookie cutter, pop star/soul diva type singers. Aiden, for example, is clearly eye candy for the girls, but his style is far removed from the standard, boy popstar of Joe McEldery or Eoghan Quigg or whatever.

As for Brucey, he looks confused throughout the show, like someone has wheeled him out of his cupboard and not given him his medication. Frankly, it's cruel to keep working a man of his age. He should be allowed to die with dignity.

 

Watford supporters are weird, everyone knows that and we simply accept it.

Kids were on sleepovers/parties etc last night so we didn't have to watch it, which was great.

 

You know what goes on at these things? Drugs, sex, human sacrifice. It's all happening.

 

Very American to say sleep over !!

 

It's the telly wot does that. Secondary school appears to have turned into high school too.

 

Catch you later.

 

Ok, I admit it , X Factor is brillant, I have been converted.

Just a few things I noticed.

Cheral Cole is a complete honey, I think it is called love, but we will see if it lasts. L.U.C.

Danni looks so like the bird that used to be in Neighbours, spooky, you know the one that ran off with Joseph.

Simon Fowell is still a ****.

Louie, not much to say about him, looked a bit out of his depth.

The ending was climatic.

I said that Katie would get through, just remember who said it first, she will be a star one day. Oh, and I liked her dress.

As for F.Y.D want a bunch of losers, imagine coming last on National TV.

What does F.Y.D. stand for ?

Goodbye Strickly and Hello X Factor.

 

As all the kids were back in da house, X Factor was on. Now one thing really, and I mean really pee'd me off about it.

Right at the crucial point, you know, that place where the judges decide who goes and who stays, what the whole weekend has been leading up to, the crux of the program etc etc, what does Dermot say to Louis Walsh?

"Got to hurry you Louis"

Got to hurry you? Running out of time are we? Well then don't show the 3000 adverts, don't show the competition at £1 per second on a mobile, don't give Usher a 5 minute into, don't spend half the program on yesterdays performances.

Then you might have a spare 20 seconds when it matters! I'm watching Brucie next week!

 

Dermot wants to know the answers, like the rest of us.

By the way Birdy, thanks for ruining the ending for me. I had it on V+ .

 

Sorry, I can go back and edit it out, all you have to do is forget that I wrote it.

 

Stupid Decision. Katie shouldn't even be in the competition

 

Couldn't agree more. She is such a princess. Not vaguely talented, super annoying and ****ed up 2/3 auditions on the way to the live shows.

Some of the other girls who didn't get through are really talented.

I think though, that the 2 who went can't complain. Niccolo is a nothing performer, whose only appeal is that he is a bit mental. The dance group were shambolic vocally on their final performance. Simon should really have put the tattooed, vocal harmony group through instead. They were at least a different type of group from what we get every year.

 

Aiden is crap, awful voice and zero personality. Mary to win.

 

Have to laugh at the Katie out bandwagon jumpers. Fair enough, it was a ridiculous song choice of 'we are the champions', together with her costume it was afwul I admit.
Her 2nd song to stay in the competition however was performed well and vocally was very good. Compared to FYD's performance there could only be one winner.

Anyone who thinks Cher is good needs their head testing. She can't sing and is a fowl, jumped up smelly gypo (Chav for all you youngsters out there).

If she wins, it will be on a par with Kerry Katona winning mum of the year.

 

I hate how all the girls are trying to 'rap' this year. They aren't rapping.

 

Its amazing how one letter can change things.

 

i shall be entering next year

 

What's your act ?

Juggling school !

 

It's not bandwagon jumping. She's as annoying as a mosquito bite on your balls and her voice is so mediocre.

 

There are worse on the show though. Cher for one.

 

I disagree. I think that, although it's not my thing, she has some appeal and likeability. Young girls will like her and although I HATE her rapping, she is at least doing something to stand out early on.

Anyway, opinions are like aresholes. Everybody's got one and everybody thinks everyone else's stinks.

 

Girls hate her. Most boys hate her. Cher Lloyd is cr4p

 

True- I suppose my only sympathy is that she is our "local" act- being from Harefield and all that.

 

Apparently she is a Jew. I didn't know Jews were allowed?