The Queen

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Otter, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Just seen the BBC hanging around at Aberdeen airport spying on who was going to turn up 0n the Charted royal flight .

    Seems Harry and Megan didn’t (yet )? so guess there will the usual speculation about what will they do .
     
  2. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Truly this is the gift that keeps on giving.
     
  3. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    What a monster.
     
  4. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Harry is already there, apparently
     
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  5. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    Not that bad - we won 2-0.

    Ironic that Truss who spoke publicly about abolishing the monarchy, has within 48 hours of becoming PM got the nation in a tizzy that the Queen is on her death bed.
     
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  6. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    With the Netflix film crew?
     
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  7. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    Only those not already working from home
     
  8. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Dildo in the ear for Witchell.
     
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  9. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Yes, the desperate BBC arse-covering. The every changing presenters, each one with a darker suit and tie then the previous one until a Black Hole emerges and opines that it's very unusual for an official statement on the monarch's health to be released, so it must be very grave. Has this set a precedent Nick? Gollum, imaginary handwashing with impunity, while stating how potentially serious this could well be. Thus it continues until the lot in Singapore take over. Rinse. Then repeat.
     
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  10. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Bargain Hunt got interrupted half way through. The Reds had just finished off their purchases with a damaged Edwardian mantel clock when the picture segued into a the presenter from the BBC Newsroom. I though she must have popped her clogs for such a blatant interruption but no it was the start of the cycle of repetition. Initial presenter in a light outfit, replaced by Ben Brown in a dark grey suit and blue tie to then be replaced by Huw Edwards in an almost black suit and similarly coloured tie and so on.
     
  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Are you suggesting she slipped something into her tea ?
     
  12. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Our BT tele box thing has packed up so we can only get BBC at the moment. It is torture
     
  13. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    She’s a Killer Queen?
     
  14. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    Dark rumours that there will be an official announcement later today, once all the family gathered at the Scottish Datscha
     
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  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Nothing happens on a Thursday.
     
  16. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    They’ll announce it at 6 is my bet
    All MPs have apparently been informed of her death. Presenters for the 6 o’clock news have changed into black suits. If you believe the internet
     
  17. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    The remainder of her children only just arrived at Balmoral half an hour ago.

    BBC presenters have been wearing black since lunchtime.
     
  18. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

  19. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    A BBC presenter announced that she had died on Twitter, before retracting it. The family racing up there. BBC presenters wearing black suits and pulling programmes.

    Unfortunately seems like she's already died. There seems to be a media blackout, I imagine until 6pm, or until all of the Royal Family get there.
     
  20. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    The cricket today has been abandoned today without a ball being bowled today out of respect (the rain was just coincidence).
     
  21. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    This is probably one of the biggest psyops you'll experience in your lifetime. Stay strong.
     
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  22. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    The BBC assured me that this news is dominating the headlines all around the world.

    But confusingly, when I spoke to Cubans today, they had absolutely no idea she was even ill!

    Worse, when I did tell them the sad news, they showed a lack of interest, let alone proper worry and grief, that can only be described as shockingly communistic.
     
  23. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    That will be the fake alien invasion set for next year.
     
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  24. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Evidently we shouldn't.
     
  25. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Coins with Charlie's head on will be very odd.
     
  26. ThePaperBoy

    ThePaperBoy No Longer Delivering

    So I should believe it? Because you're on the internet, I shouldn't believe what you say.

    I don't know what or who to believe anymore so will retire my shirt and retreat to my tinfoil tent.
     
  27. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    They won’t fit in my pocket
     
  28. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    With the weather and likely news to come might as well call a draw now .

    Funny thing is they played up North.
     
  29. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Well, it's a fact that it wasn't announced at 6pm.

    Or... is it?
     
  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Hope Charles has a good alibi.
     
  31. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I have just had a tip off from a reliable source (my wife's hairdresser) that Her Majesty passed away away earlier this afternoon and they're waiting for Harry to put in an appearance before announcing
     
  32. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Why back to the Sid avatar, @Lloyd?

    I prefer it, mind.
     
  33. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    She's died
     
  34. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Oh, and PS:

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  35. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Public demand
     
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