The Queen

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Otter, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    What do you think then? 3 weeks? 4? I think we should be kept in mourning until we mourn sufficiently to learn our lesson.
     
  2. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

  3. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I reckon Rees-Mogg will be pretty gutted. By just two days and by virtue of the reshuffle he’s missed out on being master of ceremonies at the Accession Council tomorrow. Mourdant gets to do it instead.
     
  4. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Strangely have the day off tomorrow with nothing planned. I think I'll take a daytrip to the capital to see what's going on. I shall report back.
     
  5. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Spit on anyone you see not wearing a black armband
     
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  6. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  7. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    So all the five public sector broadcast channels that God saw fit to bless us with have suspended their programming.

    It’s only right, because your Gran would have wanted it that way to respect the Queen’s passing and…but what’s this? ITV3 is still on air!

    The crumblies have pulled a fast one on you! They’ve got wall to wall Frost and Vera and you’ve got eff all squared!
     
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  8. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Haha - that's brilliant. If you read it in really somber tones you get the full effect.

    Royal correspondent in black suit and tie looks into camera and says "But Zurich equalised before half-time courtesy of Mirlind Kryeziu's penalty after Nketiah fouled Ola Selnaes. Back to Balmoral"
     
  9. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I know! Disgraceful stuff, last Diamond League meet of the season.
     
  10. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I think I prefer that to the usual hysterical Sky Premier league hype
     
  11. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

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  12. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Like a Ceefax report when they had limited word count!
     
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  13. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    It's like that episode of American Horror Story where the new Supreme ascends to power at the expense of the old.

    One Liz draining the other. Unfortunately the country got the very short end of the stick.
     
  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I gave up after the first season turned into Beetlejuice
     
  15. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Arsenal fans getting a taste of what it is like not being one of the big 6.
     
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  16. I reckon she held on long enough to see the back of Johnson.
     
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  17. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Or she just couldn’t live without him.
     
  18. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Now there's 2 people who didn't get on.
     
  19. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

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  20. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

  21. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Her and Phil The Greek almost made me miss my train. It was on the outside platforms (9-12) at Kings Cross just after New Year and I had about 15 mins to go before my train departed when these Men In Black goons stopped everyone from approaching the entrance to this part. With about 5 mins to go they said it'll soon be over and a small lady in a Green Outfit and matching hat and a taller lanky bloke emerged to waiting Bentleys to clapping and me swearing my head off. All's well though as I just made it to the train with a few secs to spare.
     
  22. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    There's about a New Series every quarter or so, so it's one since the Pandemic.
     
  23. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

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  24. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

  25. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

  26. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    And the very quickly deleted Andrea Loathsome grief-selfie:

    Screenshot 2022-09-08 at 22-11-23 GrieveWatch (@GrieveWatch) _ Twitter.png

    @UEA_Hornet made me do it.
     
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  27. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    The yoof don't watch TV . Tis why .
     
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  28. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Almost identical to the Covid infection graph from 2020.
     
  29. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    This one is funny !
     
  30. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    There's one or two almost smirking :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
  31. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Wat bout BBC free ????!!!!!!!*****
     
  32. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    Gardeners world 2007 still airing afaik
     
  33. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    They could have just left it on IPlayer with no comms and the crowd mics.
     
  34. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Sigh. Honestly.

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  35. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Hearing he’s already overseen a change in the pronouns in the national anthem!!
     
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