The Queen

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Otter, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    It seems that the Queen is seriously ill, it's very rare for news about her health is announced. Obviously at her age she is in decline anyway. I couldn't help noticing how dreadful she looked in the photo with Liz Truss the other day, also the fact that all senior royals are racing up to Balmoral could mean that she is close to death.

    Whatever your feelings are of the monarchy in general, I don't doubt the most would agree that she has done a stellar service to this country and has been the one constant no matter what the country has been through.
     
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  2. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    There are some people suggesting she might not make it through the next few days. I have never had any real investment in the royal family but nobody can deny what she has done in her 96 years. Longest reigning monch of England to date and a beloved one at that. Really touching that everyone is with her at such a somber moment.
     
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  3. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Probably already checked out. I bet they're all off up there to fight over the keys to Balmoral and to stop Andy seizing power.

    She's undoubtedly been a stabilising figure over many decades, but I sincerely and truly hope we behead the next one and scatter the remainder to the four corners of the earth in permanent exile.
     
  4. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Since the earlier statement, no actual real news, just endless and endless speculation in a continuous loop. The BBC at it's worst.
     
  5. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    "And so, Sir Stephen, what does the emergence of a lone piper from the West Balcony mean?"

    "Well, it obviously signifies a sombre moment in royal circles. The West Balcony of course was made famous by James I back in 1624, when he had a disagreement with a stray pheasant..."
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Warrants a 3 mins headline at the top of the news then onto the next item.
    Like the changing of PM yesterday when BBC breakfast felt it necessary to broadcast the programme from outside #10. FFs just broadcast the speeches, tell us they're flying to balmoral, and then move on....
    Just a thought, did anyone see Queenie after she met with Liz T yesterday ? She didn't did she ? Only room for one Liz at the top ?
     
  7. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Will there be a Shoutbox?
     
  8. No money for nothing now because of it.

    At least ****ensons real deal is still on in ITV.
     
  9. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Oh god, the well-wishers are gathering. Of course they are. Bunch of morbid losers.
     
  10. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    All the family heading up to Balmoral and BBC have cancelled their regular schedule for rolling news..... sounds like she's already died.
     
  11. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you appear to have fallen in the BBC trap. If they do rolling coverage they're damned (the amount of complaints they got from viewers and listeners for the endless coverage of Phil the Greeks demise and burial...) or if they broadcast the actual small amount of news, the usual rent-a-quotes will be out in force shaming (and screaming for de-funding) the sate broadcaster.
     
  12. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Well I hope she soldiers on, God bless, if for no other reason, to prevent Liz Truss telling us we can all get through it together.
     
  13. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Probably. Seeing the first announcement was an urgent message to the Parliamentary Speaker mid-debate. Her Maj's media team are spectacularly 'last century' as can be seen with the announcements of the Duke of Edinburgh's "...bad cold...".
     
  14. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    We can make the monarchy great again if only we boost it up and believe in it more?
     
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  15. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I’ve just been listening to it and hearing Witchell go round in circles without actually addressing the fact that she might soon pass away was very odd.

    I intend to respect peoples’ emotions and while I have my own opinions on monarchy I don’t feel like now would be the time to pick fights with people.

    One question I do have, I’ve just heard someone on the BBC talking about the sense of flux and unprecedented, unknown times that would come with the Queen’s passing… How? I don’t get it.
     
  16. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    ‘People may find it quite disorientating that the Queen’s life may be moving into its final chapter’

    Witchell.
     
  17. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    ...and Radio 4 goes into broadcasting constant just about her.
     
  18. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    All of the ceremony attached to the death of a monarch comes from Victoria's death. There was no-one alive who knew what to do so what they did for her basically became the tradition.
     
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  19. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Nicholas Witchell..... Urgh
     
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  20. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Contemptible little waste of flesh isn’t he?
     
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  21. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    It’s like Transfer Deathline Day.


    Sorry couldn’t help myself.
     
  22. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Sad to hear the Queen is in ill health .

    Bad omen that last time we played Reading at home was when Prince Philip passed away
     
  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    They're going to be bitterly disappointed if she pulls through after making a wasted journey and being made to look foolish.
     
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  24. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    Sad to hear this, considering the service she has given. Remember, those taking any joy in this and pushing republican thoughts etc.. at this time are very much in the minority. Now is not really the time for that stuff.
     
  25. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    R4 back to normal.
     
  26. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    We'll come back to this after "The Event".
     
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  27. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

    Some do seem to derive a weird enjoyment from these events. They certainly won't be happy if they have to wait to go into full mourning mode.

    I certainly, as an amateur historian, recognise the significance of her reign and it will be sad to see her passing as she has been a constant in my, and I'm sure most of your, lives.
     
  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Has she perked up a bit ?
     
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  29. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I haven’t got a great wish to do so and I’m not sure who your warning is for on this thread, but I will say that if the constitutional monarchy doesn’t allow for us to freely express ourselves at any time of our choosing, then it really does serve no purpose.

    Moreover, expressing thoughts about the monarchy in no way implies joy at the end of the Queen’s rather amazing life. Lectures to button it won’t make anyone more pro-monarchy.
     
  30. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    Will we get a day off
     
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Amusing that the BBC left him as the royal correspondent despite the future king saying "I can't bear that man. I mean, he's so awful, he really is." what seems decades ago now....

    EDIT 2005 in fact.
     
  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes but all football matches cancelled for 3 weeks in her honour
     
  33. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    No, Radio 4’s default tone is impending tragedy. Armageddon would come and it would still be dreary on R4.
     
  34. ThePaperBoy

    ThePaperBoy No Longer Delivering

    I heard that too and thought, Moving into its final chapter? Surely she's been living those particular pages for a little while and she's now thumbing through the index?!

    More likely to have been Alexander Johnson, with his final act as outgoing PM to slip Her Maj some polonium on behalf of his Russian overlords.
    What better way to finish off the UK than to get Brexit done, running down every public service to the verge of collapse before topping off his big ol' pile of bodies with the cadaver of the longest serving Monarch this side of Jupiter.
     
  35. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Nope. Economy's screwed and apparently her last will and testament demands all weekends and bank holidays are cancelled in her honour for the rest of the year.
     

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