The Offical Simms Uni Thread

Ah well... Maybe one day I shall reveal all.

Lol no.

Costa Coffee.

 

Shes lovely.

 

As the person responsible for this thread, I feel like I deserve to know. In fact, I need to know, in order to guide you properly.

Absolutely delighted to see you throwing yourself out there and getting on with people Simbo. It's tremendous to see.

 

Ok I'll PM you.

Thank you luke. Genuinely appreciate it.

 

It's about time this thread got the recognition it deserves. Stickied.

 

This thread should be deleted if Simms doesn't reveal all, what's he afraid of?!

 

I've spent the last 25 minutes trying to come to terms with the information I have been given. Good Lord. He doesn't do things by halves.

 

There are different levels of badness, what you consider to be bad behaviour, might not even measure on the Simbo-badometer.

 

Is it something that can be shared? I know Simms is worried about getting in trouble, if it was to get posted is it something that would get him in trouble do you think?

 

It's only a few of us on here, it's not like it will become part of the WWW and can never be deleted.

 

Put it this way. If it was me, I wouldn't want this in the public sphere. And i'm not somebody who generally gives a flying pig in hell what people think about me.

 

Ha ha fair enough!

 

Do you know simms at all? He's afraid of practically everything.

 

He should never have mentioned that there was anything to know. That's the worst thing ever. Havig said that, by the sounds of it, we might think less of him if we knew heheh.

 

He may as well just come out and say it. Whatever it is can't be any worse than what I'm picturing in my mind.

 

This thread is nothing without it's mystery and intrigue. I shan't be saying what it is. But as you can see, Luke can varify it.

 

This thread is nothing without poor grammar neither.

 

Because in this version of firefox i can't find the add on that is a spell checker.

 

Anything of note last night? (sorry for the grouchy grammar thing)

 

I think we should be proactive and tell Simms now

1. How to breath through your ears
2. Where to find the c1it
3. and what to do with it


Then he can become the Uni legend he deserves to be

 

He didn't soil himself did he?

Or a girl was doing her thing to him in the toilet and he puked on her?

Oh God, the amount of terrible things that could have happened are endless.

 

1. Use a straw
2. It's a myth
3. See 2.

 

Not particularly. Ate a bar of fruit and nut. £0.37 in lidl. It was a big sharing size bar, not a regular.

Hah!

I can confirm it was not any of those.

No. Just tom jones.

 

I suppose it not unusual to be loved by someone, it happens every day.

 

Brilliant

Nope. Well... Nope.

 

Do tell simms. You're not the one I've been hearing stories about at uni are you? The lad who was caught with a badger, a strap on and a ukulele?

 

You mean, what's BETTER?

Answer - NOTHING!!!

If he/she's even half convincing, then it's party time.

 

Ahhhh, could you not wake the general up when the war started?

Must be.

 

Look it's no big deal if Simbo tells us or not is it ?