The Offical Simms Uni Thread

There is a difference between breaking a leg and becoming riddled with cancer though. I know what one I would rather have.

 

Go for it Simms. Let me know what happens. Like you said you're high on confidence atm so don't let it go to waste x

 

Go for it simmsy. If your confidence is high, then now is the time to strike. Even if it doesn't come off, don't worry about it. Just use it as a learning experience and everybody get's shot down at some point. Like Cheeky said, use the FB chat to get a little conversation going. Or just send her a little message like Birdy said, apologizing for puking in the street and thanking her for being so concerned. If nothing else, it'll show her you're a decent chap!

Keep up the good work, as long as you're enjoying yourself then that is all that matters. Don't worry too much about chasing birds, you'll stumble across a few when you least expect it. The more casual you are about it, the more success you'll have.

 

Indeed. Also sports people generally live longer so you've got the extra 20 odd years of general medical care too.

Cheers cheeky. New will follow shortly.

Thanks. I sat next to her in the lecture today. I was walking on the stairs and shes like hey to me. Then afterwards i was like are you gonna go to the bombay bicycle club gig if you can get tickets, and she was like yeh. I said i owe you a drink, and shes like don't worry about it, maybe if i see you on a night out or something... Also she punched me on my arm and was like, it's weird to think you might not exist. Lecture was about the cogito.

Anyway, it all went better than expected.

 

Wizard! Good effort mate. Sounds like it went pretty well to me. You're being proactive and that is always a good move.

 

This really is like playing The Sims for real.

In 10 years time Simms will be a philosopy teacher or lecturer somewhere, hooked up with this lady, now his wife and with a couple of little Simmlets running around.

 

Can we have a vBookie event to guess what simms did on that fateful night in the toilets?

 

I'm not going to say what it is don. Not on the forum. Maybe i could tell a trusted moderator, just to varify if it is a mind-blowing to you guys as you think.

 

Good , still take it easy and cool , you have her atttention.

 

Only if we decide thats the way its going to be :sign13:

 

Apart from the above, don't take any notice of the sad losers on here.

Oh and no facial hair.

 

Exactly right.

I think this is my favourite ever thread in the history of the internet.

 

Cheers afanof

Mine too!

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3863508/Booze-Carnage-strikes-Cardiff.html

Oh dear Simmsy boy! Trying to work out which one is you!:sign15:

 

I hope you don't say 'like' to her as much as you post it on here simms, it'll make you sound like Matt Lucas!

As long you don't soil your pants in the union you will be in with shout. That is the biggest no-no in dating.

 

Sounds like a man with a bit of experience in these matters.

 

Why are the rest sad losers?

 

Dislike the likes.

Play it cool simbo. Don't get a girlfriend in your first year!

 

I don't chase women, women chase me. I am a pimp.

 

Will I get my own thread if I get into Uni?

 

Why don't I have my own thread? I'm a 3rd year!

 

Because we know what we're doing whilst at Uni.

This is definitely a favourite thread though.

 

This one is now reaching , no it has reached 200 replies, it would be difficult to replicate. Nothing is as good as the original.
Congrats to Luke Gordon, the creator of this thread.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Nympho-Nurses-Dirty-Doctors-wild-Cardiff.html

top picture, back right hand side, is the smoking area of Walkabout, i was there in the smoking area, possibley on that night.

I don't say like that often. I added it for comic effect, to replice how little girls gossip to each other. Clearly it was too subtle.

Assuming the current economic climate exists...

I'm thinking about writing a weekly blog?

 

I don't think this thread needs a blog , it's about you and your daily life at Uni.

Maybe just a little summary at the end of the week.

But hey, it's your thread , you can do what ever you like.

 

You're right.

I went out with the pool club tonight to Rileys. Pretty good. Played a round robin between 5 of us of 9ball, first to two frames, and I won the group, 3-1.

 

I don't think you're allowed pets

 

Join the snowsports society Simms! x

 

This thread is everything I'd hoped it would be. I'm massively intrigued as to what our hero got up to in the bathroom.

 

What lengths are you willing to go to for me to tell you...

Anyway, met a nice girl in a lecture today, had lunch with her.

 

I'm dying to know what happened to Simms in the now legendary toilet episode.

Please tell us Simmsy.

 

Where did you go for lunch simbo!?