The Offical Simms Uni Thread

Does he seriously not have a phone?

 

Simbo , glad you crossed the border safely.

The toast issue.Maybe it's not available yet in Wales but Waitrose have introduced have a new range of toast that you don't have to toast.
The packaging looks the same from the outside but inside each slice is individually wrapped in a new thermal plastic.
When you fancy a slice or two simply remove it and give it a shake. The longer you shake it the browner the toast is.

Look out for it or get your Mum to send you some.

It's called shake a break toast.

Ps.
Why are you puking up.

 

Thanks. I've heard ginger is a natural anti-gagging thing, and stops you being sick. It is. I don't have any money, and my card doesn't activate until later.

A matter of days.

It's awesome. I feel i ought to write a weekly blog accomponying this thread.

I DO!

£5.70 though !!!

Google say's there's no such thing.

Alcohol + jumping up and down at the gig last night.

 

The Secret Diary of Simms, aged 18 3/4

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Keep up the good work Simms. You're going to have a magical time. And we get to enjoy the ride. Always make sure you have plenty of hangover food.

 

Cheers. I don't think the pub is showing the game on saturday, manure have a 5pm kick off too, so might have to borrow somebodys tv. Also i stupidly brought my ps3, in the hope someone might have brought a tv they didn't need...

I've just beaten Gavin Henson in an arm wrestle.

Where is chip alley? We went for a walk round town earlier so might have been there. Is it just off cardiff castle?

 

I'm on the top floor and I lock my bedroom whenever I'm not in there, so its fine i think.

Ok. Thats near the castle then.

 

Cool. Neil Diamond's not welsh is he?

 

Simms, the game is on BBC2 so you will able to watch it on the internet on BBC i-player, assuming you have a TV licence that is!

 

Will I be caught if i don't?

 

Probably not, they do do random checks though.

 

Odds of them catching you are very very very slim. But we all know what you are like with probability

 

I'm sure there will be a live stream on another website, especially as it's going to be on the BBC.

 

Not worth the risk thought.

My flatmate has a tv, and hasn't got a licence yet.

 

You know that Britain is broken when even young Simms has managed to fall into a life of drunkenness and debauchery.

 

simms please dont use the word 'gig'.

 

Why not?

 

Take a stool into Currys and set yourself up in-front of one of their tellys

Oh and make sure you visit the City Arms oposite the millenium Stadium
10 Quay Street, Cardiff, South Glamorgan, CF10 1EA
Always decent ales on pump and cask. Avoid on rugby days though.

 

Explore your gay side Simms. Try lezzing off with another girl, now you're at uni.

 

I don't drink ales or beer or lager. Tbh i don't really drink at all, unless im gonna get hammered. I like cider though.

 

With respect to TV licences. They target students in the first few weeks of term. For £150 odd quid split between all in the house, it's not worth the risk.
The licence people have a list of every house without one.

 

Simbo,how many will be in your house on an average night. ?

 

One?

 

Ah Simms, you do make me laugh. Not just laughing at you... laughing with you as well... honest.

 

Innocent but dangerous , the Ladies will be swarming around you Simbo.

 

Simms, theres more chance of Doyley banging in a hatrick during the game than you getting caught and done for watching it without a tv license, just watch it.

 

How on earth is Adrian Mole before Simms' time? He is only three years younger than me and I read them all.

 

I wasn't born until over 10 years since the first book was released.

 

I was born 139 years after David Copperfield was published and 30 years after 1984 was published. In fact, the newest book I read was published in 2005.

I don't understand the reasoning.

I liked the Adrian Mole books when I was a kid. They were good.

 

It's an era thing, the Adrian Mole books are very much of their time and pretty dated now, certainly I wouldn't rate them as timeless literary classics.