Jake Livermore

Discussion in 'The Team Bus' started by wfcwarehouse, Jun 29, 2023.

  1. 3000

    3000 Reservist

    It drives me mad how short sighted the Pozzo's are. Every season we are woefully unequipped, we don't address any of our glaring flaws in the team and end up signing free agents / cast offs in the mid 30s to fill the gaps in the squad. None of them make us any better and we go back to square one when they leave.
     
  2. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Healey, the possible arrivals of Styles/Zemura/Mowatt and even Ince are smart pickups and do indicate some level of joined up thinking, but some of the other business we are doing really emphasises just how much work there is to do in the squad, and how little money there will be to do it
     
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  3. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    If we got those players in, I'd agree with them being smart pickups, but, like you say, there's still a lot to do with little money to do it. However, this is where the bloated hierarchical structure has to deliver. We've got Duxbury on massive wages, as well as Giaretta, Manga, Costa and all the other scouts. This has to pay dividends this season, or else what's the point in paying out all this money, just be a struggling Championship side? No, I can't believe that we'll just continue picking up obvious freebie journeymen. There has to be a few big surprises, who appear good, but are really off the radar.
     
  4. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I assume we'll be fishing the in PL outcast loan pond later in the window too. Suspect that'll be the main way we look to boost the squad in a less financially risky way.
     
  5. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    And use all those agents we deal with .
     
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  6. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Quoth the Raven “Livermore”.

    IMG_2812.jpeg
     
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  7. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    If the subtitles are anything to judge by, he's actually saying "Edgar Allan Poe".
     
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  8. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Assuming he will be announced first thing since his shirt has already been made for the game against Boreham Wood this afternoon.
     
  9. Norwayhornet

    Norwayhornet Squad Player

    Depends on whether they have let him out of the car boot yet.
     
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  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

    MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

    The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

    The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."
     
  11. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Hope Bayo wasn't one of the fallen xoxo
     
  12. YellowKicks

    YellowKicks Squad Player

    Think he might have now signed
     
    Last edited: Jul 20, 2023
  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Yay!
     
  14. YellowKicks

    YellowKicks Squad Player

    Some state of affairs if so.
     
  15. VR94

    VR94 Academy Graduate

    Can judge this one on whether he ends up being a DM or the DM. You fear the answer.
     
  16. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    We need signings. We need signings. We must have signings...

    We’ve made one?

    Yayyyyy.

    Oh no, wait........
     
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  17. dynamo380

    dynamo380 Reservist

    It's going to be a Livermore and Kayembe jobshare.
     
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  18. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Who for ?
    Wots yor sauce m8 ?
    5 yr deal ?
     
  19. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    One leg each?
     
  20. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    On a Thursday ????
     
  21. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Wonderful.
     
  22. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Nothing is sacred anymore
     
  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    On the contrary - he clearly can't have signed.
     
  24. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    We wanted him, so we ******* got him.

    Up the Gino
     
  25. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    Was your information a signing was to be announced rather than it specifically being Livermore?

    Only asking as we've just put up a young defender joining the academy on the official site, so if your info was the media team were springing(!) into action, maybe it's that?
     
  26. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    I am whelmed.
     
  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    No news is good news.
     
  28. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    I like that. Neiter under nor over. Fence sitting is the prime state of mind of a Watford fan right now.
     
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  29. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    I’ve heard this remains an option but the hierarchy are relaxed about the prospect
     
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  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I hear he is certainly still under consideration. One to watch.
     
  31. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'm hearing this is done and will be announced soon, unless something unforeseen changes that, in which case there's a possibility we were never in for him at all. Watch this space.
     
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  32. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    What an awful squad we are going to have!
     
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  33. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Now official

    Yay…
     
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  34. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Looking forward to us playing the ‘beautiful game’ this season.
     
  35. barely1egal

    barely1egal Reservist

    I am now wishing the transfer ban was real ...
     

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