Crystal Palace 1-0 Watford Fc - 07/05/2022

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by BeersThen, May 1, 2022.

  1. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Agreed. He is a top, top keeper by his own admission.
     
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  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Must win game …if we still harbour any hopes of not finishing bottom. We can do this !
     
  3. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    So the club who denied us our PL place in the first season of Pozzo will now most likely officially rid of us that status this time.
     
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  4. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    Once Palace win this do we officially get the yo-yo medal or is that only if we come back up again next season?
     
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  5. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    Can’t we just award them the points and a 3-0 win instead of playing. It just seems like a waste of everyone’s time
     
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  6. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Urrrgh getting relegated by that f**king lot, cherry on top of a really sh*tty cake.
     
  7. duewizard

    duewizard Academy Graduate

    Play Kalu, Morris, Angellini and Forde. And Gosling.
    Watford 1-2 Palarse
    Dennis 1'
    Zaha 3' (pen), 88' (pen)
     
  8. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Just fuhkin LOL if you're going to this.

    Oh shyt, I am.
     
  9. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Zaha breaking an ankle would make up for relegation.









    ..oh hello Palace fans, before you get in a tizz, I'm only joking. Of course I don't want Wilf to break an ankle... I hope the **** snaps his Femur.
     
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  10. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    We will lose, Zaha will score for Palace to send us down. Marco Silva now a Prem manager, Bournemouth promoted tonight, printing “local man is pleased t-shirts”…… and you just know Luton will win the play offs to put a cherry on top of the season from hell.
     
  11. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Kucka has a moral duty to snap Zaha in half, its the only way to rescue any glory from this season
     
  12. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Cult hero status would be achieved.

    Statue at the ready.....
     
  13. LondonOrn

    LondonOrn Squad Player

    Damn, I totally forgot Bournemouth were playing this evening and was talking about them earlier today to a colleague who comes from Bournemouth but strangely chose Man Utd as a kid - was really hoping Forest would win tonight, it would've have been in their hands.
     
  14. LondonOrn

    LondonOrn Squad Player

    Unless you really dislike glace cherries, I'd think something like a rotten olive would be more fitting.
     
  15. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    We could do this, but we won’t because of Roy. Not even for 10 minutes as a sub when the players are exhausted. He is making it clear those in the starting line up play every single minute while he is here
     
  16. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

    Play the same team. Ensure the players look totally disinterested. Make no subs. Lose 2-0 to a Palace team that don’t step out of first gear. Get 3 players to clap the fans at the end whilst the rest head for the tunnel. Comment to your mate about how you wish the 1881 could be like the Palace Ultras on the way home..and how garbage their ground is

    job done
     
  17. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    At least by this point when we've been doomed to relegation before we've brought some youngsters into the team ahead of the new season.

    Roy can't even be bothered to make a sub during a game.

    Absolutely depressing farce of a season.
     
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  18. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    I hope not. His inability to come off his line has cost us on a number of occasions. I hope he and Foster go
     
  19. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    we'll win this, Leeds and Everton will lose
    We'll stay up on goal difference by just 1 goal, after keeping a clean sheet in the last 4 games
     
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  20. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I've a feeling we'll win this. Roy will be well up for it, our players know it's a must win and Palace have nothing to play for.

    We'll win and put ourselves right back in the mix.
     
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  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    COYH!!!!
     
  22. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Already awarded in perpetuity to Naaarch, mate.
     
  23. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    This is going to be awful.
     
  24. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    He won't be able to get near him
     
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  25. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Kiko 'ard as nails' Femenia. He's the Spanish Stuart Pearce.
     
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  26. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    After consulting with my solicitor they’ve advised me to say I hope we win this one.
     
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  27. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    At least we can sing did you cry at Wembley to them seeing as they lose there way more than we do.

    Clutching at straws.....
     
  28. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    If it wasn't Crippled Alice I wouldn't have cared. It's away so we have a chance but as long as we beat Everton and send them down I'll not be too upset with a loss here.
     
  29. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    It's all about minor victories now. So, on reflection, I'm hoping we beat Palace, and either/both Leeds and Burnley lose. This will ensure Palace do not relegate us. Then we beat Everton, to really dent their hopes. After that, what will be will be. Having said all this, if we win our next 2.......Leeds could potentially lose their next 2, it could spark a glimmer of hope. Just as City managed to throw away the Champions League final last night from absolutely nowhere.......weird things constantly happen in football. We win the next two, and either Burnley or Leeds lose their next two......they will definitely be feeling a bit of pressure.
     
  30. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Nobody will be feeling any pressure from us whatsoever. Let it go.
     
  31. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    Calm down!! :D
     
  32. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Weird things do happen in football, I’m not sure what that’s got to do with the scenario you’ve described above though.
     
  33. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    Bachmann; Ngakia, Abbott, Sierralta, Morris; Phillips, Louza, Kayembe; Baah, Forde, JP

    Anything else is a disgrace
     
  34. No guts no glory

    No guts no glory Academy Graduate

    Any good pubs with a garden and food maybe? I’m going to this one and will need a few beers in me to soften the inevitable Zaha 94th min winner
     
  35. J.B

    J.B First Team

    If I had a ticket for this I'd happily swap it for a one way ticket to Mariupol.
     
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