Sven Kums

A lot of noise on social media that we've signed Kums for £7.5 million on a 5 year deal. He's gone straight to Udinese on loan.

 

https://t.co/1V23Uzh70H

Forgot the link.

 

So kums comes? Cue repeat of all the original easy puns.

 

Reminds me that Panda Joke, Where Panda meets a lady, takes her out for dinner, beds her then goes home. She says to her friend "I thought he was after more than a one night stand" her friend replies "aw honey, look in the dictionary for Panda - Eats shoots and leaves".

Sven Kums and goes.

 

What happens when the loans Kums back?

 

Now someone can actually say he'll never play for us.

 

I swear you people make these players up

 

For those who prefer English links, the Wobby is now reporting it:

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/sp...reportedly_agree_deal_for_Belgian_midfielder/

 

So we buy him and he's off to Udinese.
hate it when they KUm and GO

 

deja vu init

ps your post didn't have anything about Nath?

 

is he kumming?

 

deja vu would be is he cumming again

 

Kums Goes ...Out on Loan

Doah! Someone beat me to it

 

no way im going in the hornets shop and asking for someone to put kum on my back.

 

you would probably be locked up for soliciting.

 

or he might make a new friend

 

Comes and goes you say?

 

Sven Kums, from Asse.

An explosive footballer, with powerful shot and a great, if not unusual, technique.

 

I presumed Moose had made this up.

 

so he's not kumming then? Another one to rub off the list.

 

I'm sick of these **** and balls stories.

 

"Watford reportedly agee deal for Gent midfielder Sven Kums"

Quality editing over at the Watford Observer, I see.

 

The guy has said he's looking forward to a season at Udinese then playing for us. So either someone is playing a cruel trick on him or WD Sport is wrong.

 

Medical on Monday. Hope we keep him. **** Udinese, what have they ever done for us except send us utter toss like Vydra?

 

Apparently he has said bye to his team mates after their game today. All over Twitter that he has signed a 5 year deal with us. Some reports saying he is staying with us, others saying he is off to Udinese. He is definitely leaving though.

Google translate

Beyond sharing and 2 points flown , probably his captain Sven Kums that AA Gent lost Sunday.
Indeed , the last Golden Boot city for several months in all major European leagues should logically enjoy the last hours of the transfer window to slip away .
In the viewfinder of Watford, the London club could focus its services directly to send in the form of a loan in the calcio , specifically in Udine, in the same club president.
"Normally, I go " , has also said the player micro televisions, who has not hidden his desire to leave his current partners in the coming hours . "I explained to the group that I really had some great times with them."

 

Gonna be really embarrassing when he turns up at the training ground for his medical and discovers that "there is no substance to the story."

 

Rookery: "Kums baby kums baby baby kums kums
SEJ: Kums baby kums baby baby kums kums
Vic Road: Well you gotta give me lovin' well you gotta give me some
GT: Well you gotta give me lovin' well you gotta give me some"

From 1.03.


[video=youtube;wbd2PBO3k6w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbd2PBO3k6w[/video]

 

There's a lot to say about this but first things first, WTF has he got on his feet?

 

He bought those trainers after a side bet with WD Sport on whether there was any substance in the transfer roumour that he was signing for us.

 

Crap Photoshop....

 

So what's the score with this fella? We bought him and are loaning straight out? Can anybody explain why?

 

Clearly photoshopped. Despite other local media foolishly reporting this a few days ago, WDSports consulted a source very close to the corridors of power and confirmed it was nonsense.

http://www.wdsport.co.uk/2016/08/watford-not-in-the-hunt-for-8-5m-belgian-midfielder/

 

Found them in lost property, been there a while.... Have the name "Sietes" on them.