Marco Silva Tapping Up Complaint

NO. Do not stoop to the level of their forum.

He’s fine here.

 

lol...ok then just for you ...facts are facts but they are not facts but yes they are facts but no they are not facts...facts don't exist...yes they do...no they don't they are only facts...

Enjoy your wedding Burnsy...see if you can get some mates back on here later...plastic kopites maybe...that's if I'm not banned like...lol

 

too special for you...

 

Also...any decent Watford players that could do the business for us? obviously I haven't watched them week in week out but could they handle the pressure of Goodison?

 

If they can stand the pressure from the UGT they can handle any pressure

 

blue plague? is that like blue waffle disease?

 

Cracking little defender called Zeegelaar. He’s no Tony Hobert mind you.

 

what the **** is UGT lol?

 

Wow...a massive step up for the lad...

 

Don't you know anything about elite football?

 

no enlighten me...

 

Woah. Hold on there pal. There are some things Moshiri can’t tap up. Zeegelaar is off limits.

 

Google it!

 

The thing is...even Moshiri is still mesmerised about how big Everton is...hence his...so far...'shotgun' approach...which goes back to my original post tonight about Marco Silva...can he handle a massive,massive football club?

 

no mate you google it for me...I can't be arsed...then you get back to me ok?

 

No more than you can probably handle his massive massive...shotgun.

 

Epiphany: I am a truly sad **** to have just read through all of the above on a Saturday night.

 

Blieplague has just come to tap us all up for the Everton forum

 

I can't believe how defensive you people are...

Everton sold gravesen to real madrid...told barca to take deulofeu back sold Rooney to man utd, sold lukaku to man utd...yet I still think Everton FC is the biggest club on the planet...

 

behave you just enjoyed it!!!

 

Everton aren't in the Big 7 though m8.

Big 7 are Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal, Spuds and Burnley. Typical scousers trying to steal someone else's standing!

 

Shhh, before they turn it into the Top 8.

 

I hope you aren't inferring to me mate as 'typical scousers trying to steal someone else's standing!'...******* quote me if you are ok?

 

You don't steal standing? What's your speciality then? Car tyres?

 

no mate...there is only one true big club on the planet...remember them facts or haven't I given them to you yet?

 

Oceana closed down mate. No big clubs left.

 

Wow...Watford women getting a bit giddy...I like...lol

 

Similarities with Moor Park Richard.

Tapping into a stereotype & hammering for all it is worth.

But whereas MPR brings a whiff of Gordon’s & Tonic, this fellow exudes WKD.

Let’s monitor developments.

Or maybe not.

 

Well Moshiri thinks there is and I think there is...

 

Watford women...yes!!!

can you make a pimm's?

 

Perhaps confusingly, Moor Park Richard, one of our stalwart contributors, is actually male.

Down to his twill trousers & yellowing cigarette fingers.

The key to Pimms is the borage.

 

Sorry love...I was quoting you not Moor Park Richard

Also, I didn't ask you what the key to pimms was, I asked you can you make one...well can you?

 

Come on, whose latest alias is this?

 

No alias mate I'm a 100% Scouser born in Mill Road Everton, have you got a problem with that?