Marco Silva Tapping Up Complaint

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by wfcSinatra, May 15, 2018.

  1. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    Why has this account not been banned yet? Another win for the mods....
     
  2. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    It’s a Cool story and a an absolutely great wind up.
     
  3. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Type quite quickly given the volume of posts.
     
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Could this be Snakey himself posting?

    Having completed a ‘Be Scouse in an hour’ crash course.

    Surest sign yet that he’s going to Toffeeland.
     
  5. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    lol...I'm still going...**** offf...
     
  6. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    pipe down divvy...
     
  7. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

    They might be on planet Lalaland or wherever it is you are but down here on Earth they are not even the biggest football club in Liverpool.

    How sad and lonely do you have to be to spend the weekend on a football forum let alone one that isn't even your club's?

    I'm sure you'll reply to this post to prove how lonely you are. I'm off out but will read your, no doubt witty, Scouse response later.
     
  8. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Because we aren’t a pathetic forum where we ban people. If that’s what you are after, may I suggest the Everton forum?

    Don’t get me wrong, I think we all hoped for a far more educated EFC fan but this is the card we have been dealt.
     
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  9. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    nice try mate...you reacted first...I'm not lonely...by the way Everton FC is the biggest club in the world...and I still want the hard copy of my medical records in my hand...do you understand that or do I have to spell it out for you?
     
  10. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    I used to wonder why the people in Liverpool have always struggled to get work. It is now very clear.
     
  11. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    Lol bring it on...
     
  12. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    how is it clear?
     
  13. Mollyboo

    Mollyboo First Year Pro

    I like him.

    His insistence that Everton are a big team appeals to the nostalgic fool in me.

    I love 70's stuff.
     
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  14. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Bring what on? Not a lot of what you say makes sense that’s all.

    So yes, please spell it out for me. Literally.
     
  15. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    They are not even a big team in Liverpool. Liverpool reserves are bigger.
     
  16. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    I ***ING LOVE OUT PHILOSOPHISING PEOPLE...I EVEN OUT PHILOPHISED MY PSYCHIATRIST...HE WAS LIKE HMMM...HMMM...I DON'T KNOW
     
  17. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Go on then, I'm going to give you a shot at this...

    If Everton are the best club on the planet, and you love 'facts' so much, can you give me 10 facts that make that true? The key words in that sentence are 'facts' and 'true'.
     
  18. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    Go on then mate you make sense to me...I'm all ears...
     
  19. Goal hanger

    Goal hanger Beyond Belief

    Bet you didn’t out spell him.
     
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  20. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    You are an amusing wummer - I have enjoyed reading your posts so far but wish you would make up your mind whether our girls are 10/10 or 0/10. Or do you prefer guys - my Sting could tickle your fancy.
    Come on - you have now said it about a dozen times so I will take the bait. On what definition are Everton the biggest club in the world?
     
  21. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    ok then here goes

    Liverpool...their record attendence doesn't compare with Everton's and they have been relegated before Everton
    Man Utd...their record attendence doesn't beat Everton's plus they were relegated in the 7o's
    Arsenal played on the smallest pitch in the prem
    Man City were/are a yo/yo club...with how many league titles?
    Chelsea were/are/ a yo/yo club...with how many league tities?

    there you go...
     
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  22. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    no mate I out philosophised him...
     
  23. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    WFC have the largest pitch in the Prem.

    Fact.

    Should I be contacting my travel agent?
     
  24. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    lol...I forgot tottenham...
     
  25. Lol... you forgot Real Madrid, Barcelona, Inter, Juve, Bayern and a couple of others.
     
  26. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    I think you also forgot the rest of the world - but as a scouser you may not have a passport so the world ends at our shores?
    Plus telling us who has been relegated does not make a club big - just a long time since relegation.
    Have you been in the top flight longer than Arsenal?
    Do you have the biggest pitch in the world?
    Do you have the biggest crowd attendance in the world?
    Do you have the richest club in the world?
    Do you have the most FA cups?
    Do you have the most league titles
    Do you have the most European trophies?

    Difficult to see a claim to be the biggest club in the world when your answer to all of those is negative.

    Never mind I will try to cheer you up. If you look at the history of the Premiership you ARE in sixth place for the total points gained and also for the average league position gained. However that is only because Manchester City are playing "catch up" since joining the bloated rich list.

    At least we at Watford know our club. We are historically at best a second tier club that is currently over performing. We like that though and don't need to pretend we are something we are not. Oh - we ARE the biggest club in Hertfordshire though :)
     
  27. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    no I didn't Barry...because the biggest club in Britain,is the biggest club in Europe,whichis the biggest club in the world...
     
  28. Mollyboo

    Mollyboo First Year Pro

    Are we really going back to 3 years after WW11 finished to assess the hugeness of Everton? A game where the record attendance was (surprise surprise) v Liverpool?

    Football was in its infancy then - I think we need to make the distinction between modern football and football that is merely a historical curiousity.

    Using the "Modern Football" criteria, Everton rival us for insignficance. They have done nothing for decades.

    Using the "Footballing Curiousity" model, where goalkeepers could bounce the ball around their area, smoking and drinking were routine amongst the players, offside wasn't invented, stadium safety was non-existent and supporters pis$ed where they stood, Everton were massive.
     
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  29. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    hahahahaha...great post...Everton is still the biggest...get over it people....
     
  30. magic

    magic Statto & Vordamen's lovechild

    Everton going to pay £60m for Zaha.

    This Marcel Brands guy is a genius.
     
  31. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    but you have not told us on what measurement you are the biggest club in Britain - even if you have revealed some xenophobic nature. You have only told us you have not been relegated for longer than any club except Arsenal. How awful to be in your eyes second biggest to Arsenal - a London side.
     
  32. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    I concede - Everton are the biggest club in the world if the definition is having one fan with a dodgy rather frightening name who has the biggest delusion for his club.
     
  33. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    Ermmm I still think you will find that Everton FC are still massive...stop deluding youself...
     
  34. Goal hanger

    Goal hanger Beyond Belief

    To be fair, they did have the biggest manager last season. I think we’re all forgetting that.
     
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  35. blueplague1878

    blueplague1878 Academy Graduate

    I didn't know sting supported Everton?
     
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