How dodgy are you?

LMAO.

14 Years for me and no fine, however with prisons overcrowded and I really do not want to be Ro****d, time off for good behaviour and having to watch Tiverton Town & Watford this season I should be out by Saturday. :]] :]]

 

whos the badest then?

 

Anyone beaten that one?

 

Every one who has the potential death penalty looming, may i suggest we meet up and smoke a nice greeny and we can discuss the benefits of dying by hanging, electric chair or suffocation by Faith.

Hanging will be my first choice
Electric chair my second
Suffocation by Faith is not an option and i appeal my sentance.

 

dont think so! ah cudey, for one so young, you are so bad!!!!

 

:angel3:

I deleted the death penalty bit PYA. Is that a crime in itself? Does that add a few years?

 

LOL - anything to beat the system. You deleter!

 

i think there is no hope for you!

 

For PYA or me?

Or even both??

PYA, hows the dodgy accounting going

 

Preparing for a clients vat inspection - hammer, saw and matches at the ready. Should i use petrol or something more suitable to burn the government official?

Cooking is good though, rather tasty creative accounting at the moment:sleeping:

 

No no, Petrol should be saved for sniffing.

Try something like a lighter, yes its lengthy i know, but trust me, sniffing petrol is better than lighter fluid.

 

yeah, probably both actually

 

How Rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hor Wude!

 

youll have to beat me up at plymouth!

 

If i can go.....

 

ill be there!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Look out plymouth