How dodgy are you?

Blatantly stolen from The Dark Side, I'm sure Kernunnos won't mind

How dodgy are you?

37 years inside and a £7000 fine for me, I'm sure you can do worse!

 

oh dear - 87 years in prison!!

 

Oh dear 88 years in prison and 7,500 fine

 

yahey you got more than me!

 

Lmfao its illegal to eat mince pie on xmas day ;D

 

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

yay :]]

 

just pip admin

38 years and £7500 fine

wonder what it was i did that admin didn't?

 

what a creep. :]] :]]

 

I bet when you get to my age you will be about 150 years in prison!!!:]]

 

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500

Hmmmm. :angel3:

 

75 years behind bars and a £2000 fine for me! Oh dear.

 

122 years!!!! bloody hell!!!! did you say no to anything??

 

yeah but look at you :]] :]]

 

Quite a few things yes.

 

well i still got another 60 years then:]] :]] :]] :]] :]] :]] :]]

 

you are soo in trouble for that!:rant: :rant: :rant:

 

:]]

 

just getting even for my burger!! :]]

 

At least your honest.

 

:]]

 

:angel3: :angel3: :angel3:
I knew Cromwell made mince pies illegal because they were oval shaped and meant to represent a cradle and that the law had never been repealed.

 

34 years in the slammer, £7000 fine!

 

you little innocent!!

 

I'm bound to be the dodgiest. Can't access it till I get home though

 

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000


What a find!

 

If you beat cude I'll be surprised!

 

Disgusting! You just lost my vote!!

 

And on that note, i can't wait until the Vthief is open

 

you lose more than you are able to steal!!

 

Cude my man, Vote for me and i'll give you a free license to shop lift until your heart is content. Providing it's all for personal use, i'll have none of this supplying stolen goods on my watch.

 

Elaborate please?

 

:sign8:

if you try and steal money - if you are not successful then you lose the amount you were trying to steal, I think you are successful in stealing 1 in 3 times, ergo you lose 2 times more than you steal.

:sign8: over

any one more dodgy than cude?? (unlikely i know)

 

Years in prison: 43 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

bad bear

 

Hmm, you talk a sweet deal. However you must throw in legalisation of eating Mince Pies on Christmas Day!! :rant:

 

death penalty??