How dodgy are you?

i deleted that bit :]]

 

Thank you sir, you have too in this game. Not only will i legalise mince pie eating, i'll also ensure you recieve a complimentary packet each and ever Christmas Day. Sure Brown and his cronies might offer you titles for favours, but i offer food and shoplifting. Think that offer over and get back to me.

 

Brown offered me that free food gift too, however Prescott got there first :rant:

What is your policy on Stella too?

 

Empty promises my boy empty promises. With me, what you see is what you get. Some might call my methods unusual, this doesn't bother me. I'll have the last laugh once i've legalised mince pie eating and rebuilt the house of commons with the finest cheeses available to mankind. They'll see, mark my words.

Stella? Well i say we stop brewing it in Luton and it'll all be good. Afterall, what better way is there of helping aging men and under age drinkers get laid? Perhaps this might be controversial, but if people are getting it more regularly, there will be less of the 'quickie down the alley' with disease infested whores. STD's will become a thing of the past.

You might have been offered free food, but i offer that alongside a way of cutting down crime. Turn that down my friend, and perhaps you don't belong with us.

 

Years in prison: 117 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

what did you do to deserve the death penalty??

yahey!!!

 

I like i am reading here. The last thing though, could you ship Prescott off to Korea? It will help all people i feel.

 

Dunno what exact question it was. I know, that test ain't at all realistic....

 

Years in prison: 107.5 Potential fine: £9500

a little bit dodgy there for me!

 

Personally, i'd be up for that, however, i feel his talents would be better suited to a role as either quiz show host, or possibly a role in Emmerdale. I'm all for second chances so i say we let him have his, and if he fails miserably, then it's off to Korea with his dogs.

As you can see, i'm in touch with public opinion, unlike most politicians who think they know best, i can accept that i don't, however with my radical genius and the idea's of those in the know we can change things for the better.

 

I only got



Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000

 

Mr. Luke a potential disaster in the making, i figured that this fat rodent may ruin your plans to re-build the commons using cheese. Mr Prescott has a big enough surface area to eat the whole of france out of cheese, and even all the cows that produced the milk to make it all. This in time could potentially cost more money, and lose this country millions.

 

get mrs.caz to do it :]] :]]

 

Scandalous, go do something bad this weekend!

 

that is outrageous!!

 

Firstly, may i thank for addressing me as Mr Luke, it's not gone unnoticed. This is indeed a flaw in my plan i had not noticed. As i mentioned before, i like to listen to the views of others and your fears have been taken on board. I hereby propose we stick to your plan. Prescot will be off to Korea. Hopefully his excessive eating will destroy their economy leaving us in a stronger position. Come to think of it, why not send him to China, probably more of a threat to us.

 

you run the risk of him being treated as some sort of deity though if you ship him to a country where is 6 times the size of a normal person. that coupled with his supposed socialist dynamics and he could become their leader and turn china into some sort of private playground. no country deserves that. send him to america instead, where natural selection will take care of the rest.

 

Mr. Luke, i am a huge fan of Chinese food, one did consider China as an option however. Korea has been a recent threat to the war on terrorism, i propose we send the lard to Korea, and destroy there economy, and morale. This will also in the process save the threat upon England.

 

I think i'll take both you and Fan's advice. I say we cut him in half. Half to Korea and half to America. Kill two birds with 22 stone! I also feel an aggressive land taking policy is in order. Remove all troops from Iraq and begin the invasion of France. In turn we can then drop the frogs onto China, a plague will develop thereby destroying another culture.

 

You can't send him to Korea as it doesn't exist !!!!

 

Ahh but his body mass will engulf both north and south Korea.

 

Where will L*t*n go in all of this?

 

blow it up

:sign8:

 

Tut, simple minded women.

Thats to easy!!!

 

No just fence it in.

 

My plans for Luton have been outlined on a previous thread. Scroll back through the 'where did rookery orn go?' thread and you'll see. Page 17 i think.

I trust you'll be impressed. Probably one of my finest plans.

 

Very good outline. Could we also eliminate Chelsea, Arsenal and United? Just be a lot more exciting in Football, and infact, could you throw the Russian out of the country?

 

I'm not averse to a bit of Capital punishment. How about a nice public hanging, then we split his money between WFC season ticket holders and those with 3 match tickets.

That'll be Chelsea dealt with, I say take away the Russian and watch them burn.

I say we keep Arsenal, just ban Wenger from childrens playgrounds, interpret as you wish, either he likes scouting for young players, or young talent.

Man Utd. As a valuable source of loan talent i say we let them survive and we get 1st option on all their players under the age of 22.

 

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

i'm a good girl :angel3: :angel3:

 

Years in prison: 24 Potential fine: £9500

:doom:

 

Boring

 

Amen, people on here need to live a little.

 

Sorry Mr. Luke, by united, i meant Leeds.... apologies about the confusion.

 

Ahh well in that case let them have it. I shall appoint you 'Offical Destroyer of Leeds United And All Affiliates'. Don't let me down, exercise no restraint. Any 'crimes' committed will be overlooked as being committed in the name of the state.

 

Wooh

Whats my wage, and the budget i have to spend etc?