How dodgy are you?

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Defunct, Feb 23, 2007.

  1. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

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    "Dodgy

    Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty?..." <-- haha

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 40.5 Potential fine: £2000
     
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    only 12 years and a £2000 fine for me
     
  3. cc wfc

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    To innocent, live a little.
     
  4. Chewitt

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    36 yrs inside and a total of £4000 in fines.
     
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    to be fair im only 16 so i got sum time lol
     
  6. cc wfc

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    I'm only 17, not much difference mate.
     
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    fair cop not had a lot of time to rack up points as im an actor so pretty demanding on my time
     
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    An Actor?

    As in the next Cristiano Ronaldo, or as in Brad Pitt?
     
  9. luke_golden

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    Well my good man, sell whatever you find in Elland Road and that'll be yours to use as you wish. A company car is also in order, and as thieving is now legalised, take your pick. Enjoy sir, Enjoy.
     
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    hornmeister Tired

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    :eek: Scoundrel
    More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
    [FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]Years in prison: 70.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! [/FONT]
     
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    That low? I'm dissapointed to be honest!
     
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    I now fear for Elisha :eek:
     
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    The worrying thing is theres a lot I didn't fess up to.:(
     
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    neither as in musicals, broadway, the west end
     
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    Mind you, Death Penalty is pretty harsh!
     
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    82yrs and £2k fine

    Blame the government!!!!!!! :]]

    Why do I get treason if I hang the queen upside down on a postage stamp?
    Why am i imprisoned for 14yrs if i have my neighbours permission to break in her house as shes locked out?

    Conspiracy against mkhornettes :rant:
     
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    That doesn't surprise me at all!!!!!
     
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    "Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0"

    Did it go wrong? I clicked yes to plenty... ;D

    Most of my 'crimes' are illegal in America but not here :(
     
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    Gulp...
     
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    i can see the halo shining right now:angel3: :angel3: ;)
     
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    Well, seems most of you need a good lawyer. Sign up below... :]]
     
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    With my results Rich, i will be your number one customer, and im still only young.

    It can get worse. >:D
     
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    Squeaky clean Rich.:eek:
     
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    This side of the Atlantic ;)
     
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    See you tomorrow , today ?
     
  27. jon_e_lee

    jon_e_lee Old Git!

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    OOPS!: :eek:

    "Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000"


    :]] :]] :]] :]] :]] :]]
     
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    Not very dodgy...
    15 Years but £5000...
    Steep fine for a good boy.

    Ya'll are some thugs.
     
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    Sorry mate, can't see me making it to the pub today. Rushed off my feet with a million jobs to do. Hopefully see you and the others at some away games in the not too distant future though!
     
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    I just know I'm going to keep my hand on my wallet if I ever meet any of you lot. :eek:
     
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    If we think we're a bad lot just imagine the results if we posted the quiz on the lootown boards or even the scousers!
     
  33. firefly

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    oh my goodness!!!! >:D you bad girl!
     
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    97 years and a 7000 pound fine.... oh noooooo!!
     
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    same here UEA.
    lets start a club
     

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