WW3 is about to kick off

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hollywood, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    I was at NASA the other week, and they spoke quite excitedly about an expandable atmosphere that they are working on. Basically a big old bubble that would allow habitation on the moon etc. Obviously more hi-tech than just being a big bubble as it's able to recreate the atmosphere that we find on Earth, but that's the idea. The way they spoke about it, the potential was there to just keep adding extra parts on, bit like a conservatory.

    It was an interesting day actually, they are doing a lot of innovative work with regards to Mars also.
     
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    what about when they turn off the air, like in Total Recall?
     
  3. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    All part of the world conspiracy to wipe out undesirables.

    Now people have worked out how to destroy Chemtrails with their eyes, another method is needed. What could be easier than shipping a load of people to the moon, then turning off the air supply? You've even got a massive, self-contained coffin that will just float off into space and hide the evidence forever.
     
  4. Layton

    Layton First Team

    best idea of the week
     
  5. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    Birdy, I have a plan for you. I've got some fireworks and illegial explosives attached to a stool, would you like to try it out? I can't guarantee you'll get back from the moon, but I'm sure it will get you there. Bring your own oxygen though.

    Sorry Cheeky, didn't mean to mock you there (or appear I was mocking you)! But there are many people around who might argue that comments like that are stupid (even though they are not!). Disclaimer: I don't claim anyone on this forum is stupid, except maybe moog and potgay.....
     
  6. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    No worries Stu, I'm not offended. I wonder when it will be possible to have a timeshare on the moon...
     
  7. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser

    I already own a 1ft square plot on the moon. I plan to retire there when the world implodes. Not sure how long i can stand on 1 foot though.
     
  8. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Hah that would be awesome if you could actually own a little plot. Buy your own allotment and grow some moon carrots?
     
  9. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser

    no, you don't understand.....i actually do own 1 square foot on the moon. All the relevant lunar deeds are hanging on my wall. !
     
  10. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    They stole that idea from Bruce Dearn, he was in a bubble with just plants and three robots, anyone remember the films name , robots were called Louie Huey and Dooie
     
  11. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser

    The uk have just sent an extra nucleur sub to the gulf....they are expecting an imminent war in the next few days...
     
  12. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Hollywood, I can assure you, you really, really dont. There is old rope for sale on ebay if you look carefully enough
     
  13. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

  14. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    The Americans will be more than willing to help out Israel.
     
  15. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Im hoping it will be the Saudi's as it wont provoke Russia, China as much and they feel the same about Irans nuclear ambitions as Israel. Probably will be USA though.
     

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