WW3 is about to kick off

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hollywood, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser

    That won't be such a cushion if money is no longer the payment currency.
    Anyone wondered the price of gold and metals in general has hit the roof recently ?
    Answer: because china are buying it all. Plus, if you go into any auction house at the moment you'll find a Chinese person buying back all china made ornaments and the like.

    China have just bought 750million residents out of poverty (work in progress) and are also buying up as much cocoa as they can get there hands on.....
     
  2. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    The world is always about to end.

    What would be the point in starting a nuclear war? Nobody would win. You can't inhabit a country after you have nuked it, the whole place would be a massive radioactive pit.

    I don't think anybody will be firing nukes at anybody else. If it was going to happen I think it would have happened in the thirty years the reds and the yanks were pointing them at each other with their fingers over the trigger.

    As long as nobody has any colonial ideas we should be all right.
     
  3. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Heard about that, got a few Chinese snuff bottles.
     
  4. 99mph

    99mph 4th Prediction league 2011/12

    Will Hague seems to be banging the war drum in the news
     
  5. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Any good odds from the bookies.

    Who will hit first , date and location ?

    No of subs used.

    Foul play , red cards and yellow.

    Strikes on targets.

    In what capacity is Sepp Blatter involved and chances of Neil Warnock switching sides.
     
  6. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    by "rich banking families" I mean old Jewish / illuminati. ofcourse they always need bogeymen and that'll be the Chinese now. who should we fear more the Chinese or the enemy within?
     
  7. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Why cocoa? Was China built on hot chocolate, as Britain was built on tea?
     
  8. 352

    352 Moderator

    It will be currency once the current economic system is shown to be a vaccuuous hole. Because WHO DOESN'T LOVE CHOCOLATE?
     
  9. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser

    Lol ^ the reason for the cocoa/ chocolate fest is because the Chinese government want the extra 750million people to have treats like chocolate.... Not to mention more bentleys and Rolls Royce's.

    Wheat for cooking/bread etc is the next thing.

    There just isn't enough food or oil to go around.
     
  10. inayellowshirt

    inayellowshirt From the other place

    I'm going to sit up at Northwood and wait for the bright flash, I want to go out quickly in the first round and not end up as some radiated mutant
     
  11. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    The reason for the all of the building work up there is unknown , but recently there has been a lot more helicopter traffic than usual.
     
  12. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Personally, I reckon Sepp Blatter should rule the world. Imagine it. Every nations leader on a football pitch shaking hands and moving on. Problem solved
     
  13. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser

    written from 3 months ago..

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...-3000-nuclear-warheads-in-secret-tunnels.html

    The Washington Post reported on Tuesday that Georgetown University students under the instruction of a former Pentagon official have assembled the largest body of public knowledge yet about a vast network of secret tunnels dug by China's secretive Second Artillery Corps, responsible for nuclear warheads.

    The 363-page study has not yet been published, but has already sparked a congressional hearing and been circulated among top US defence officials, including the Air Force vice chief of staff, the Post reported.

    "It's not quite a bombshell, but those thoughts and estimates are being checked against what people think they know based on classified information," it quoted an unnamed Defense Department strategist as saying.

    The newspaper said critics of the report had questioned the students methods, which included using internet-based sources like Google Earth, blogs, military journals and even a fictionalised Chinese TV show.

    But the Post also said the students were able to obtain a 400-page manual produced by the Second Artillery and usually only available to Chinese military personnel.

    The students' professor, Phillip Karber, 65, spent the Cold War as a top strategist reporting directly to the secretary of defence and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Post said.

    Karber said that – based on the study of the tunnels – China could have up to 3,000 nuclear warheads, far higher than the current estimates, which range from 80 to 400, according to the Post.

    US officials could not immediately be reached to comment on the report....

    2 and a half years ago china only had a couple of hundred....

    http://www.web.net/~cnanw/a3.htm

    Globally there are now approximately 23,000 nuclear warheads.
    (Upated as of October 2009)

    Russia 13,000
    United States 9,400
    France 300
    China 240
    United Kingdom 185
    Israel 80
    Pakistan 70-90
    India 60-80
    North Korea <10

    Estimated Total: 23,375
     
  14. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser

    The world cannot sustane many more people. For example, China's population now is greater than the entire worlds population just 150 years ago. shanghai's population density equates to 100,000 people per square mile and the population of china is more than the whole of europe and the usa combined.

    It is estimated that every adult person in the uk owes £1000 to china (Through national debt)

    Basically, the day they refuse to use the US Dollar as a currency, it will be every man for himself time.
     
  15. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    We need to start colonising other planets Hollywood! Who's with me?
     
  16. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser


    I'm already one step ahead there cheeky... I've opened a string of high profile restaurants and "ring fencing" the profits. You may of heard if us. I've named it after myself.
     
  17. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Globally there are now approximately 23,000 nuclear warheads.
    (Upated as of October 2009)

    Russia 13,000
    United States 9,400
    France 300
    China 240
    United Kingdom 185
    Israel 80
    Pakistan 70-90
    India 60-80
    North Korea <10

    If the East stand was open we could have a seat for every nuclear missle.

    Disgusting how many weapons of this capability there are, a lot of wasted money.
     
  18. LLST

    LLST Squad Player

    Blackadder: Well, possibly. But the real reason for the whole thing was that it was too much effort not to have a war.

    George: By Gum, this is interesting! I always loved history. The Battle of Hastings, Henry VIII and his six knives and all that!

    Blackadder: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent a war in Europe, two super blocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side; and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast, opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way, there could never be a war.

    Baldrick: Except, well, this is sort of a war, isn't it?

    Blackadder: That's right. There was one tiny flaw in the plan.

    George: Oh, what was that?

    Blackadder: It was *******s.
     
  19. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    March 8th is being discussed as a deadline.
     
  20. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    Future wars will be over water, not food. Mark my words.
     
  21. magyarorszag

    magyarorszag Squad Player

    in less than 50 years
     
  22. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Good job we are surrounded by it.
     
  23. 99mph

    99mph 4th Prediction league 2011/12

    Kofi Annan said that exact thing some years ago now. Without the Mark my words bit though.

    I think he said arguments over the Rhine would boil over first. Not sure if someone else predicted that
     
  24. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    There will be only be a massive war, towards the end of times, if your religious and believe in any of the 3 Abrahamic ones.
     
  25. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    At least the weather is nice!
     
  26. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    I don't really understand why countries need that many warheads.... I mean 13,000 warheads Russia.... Really?
     
  27. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    That comment is actually not quite as stupid as it may sound. Stephen Hawking has said man needs to venture beyond Earth in order to survive, which in my opinion makes total sense.
     
  28. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    I want to be the first man on the Moon.
     
  29. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    I was being serious when I made that comment haha. We are running out of fossil fuels fast, and only at an increased rate at the world population is getting out of control. It is absolutely essential that we begin colonising other planets ASAP. Unfortunately, we don't seem to have the technology or money to do that right now :(
     
  30. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    The first Scotsman?
     
  31. 99mph

    99mph 4th Prediction league 2011/12

    Or the planets!
     
  32. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Agreed.

    The likelyhood of another planet with the right mix of conditions to make it habitable is high given the theoretical infinite number out there. Until faster than lightspeed travel or indefinite suspended animation is invented, we are not going to find it however.
     
  33. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Yeah we do: never heard of terraforming?

    Heat Mars up with some orbiting space mirrors or a few nukes. Get some CO2 out of the rocks / from under the water. CO2 atmosphere, Greenhouse effect, heats up more, melts the ice so we have liquid water and CO2. Add some plants and you get oxygen. Few hundred years should do it
     
  34. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

  35. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Actually Armstrong is from Scottish descent , so we claim him under FIFA regulations as a Scot. That is of course if the Moon landings were not a hoax.
     

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