We haven't seen your booing goose for a while. I hope it is rested an ready to scream at the lads at FT.
I’m bottling it in for the final game of the season. I will post the goose on here, twitter and in my local community whatsapp 30,000 times (each). Even at the match, I will stick an A4 printed picture of it on my noggin and wear it with pride like one of those Burger King crowns. I will then proceed to boo absolutely every thing I come into contact with. Starting with the ******* taking too long in the cubicle at half time and will then move on swiftly, booing as I walk to the useless bellends at the Food & Beverage in the SEJ. If I have any Boo’s left in me, I will boo the pwogwammes bloke.
Bit harsh, The club makes the day dreaming untrained teenagers look positively competent and professional. At least if you order a tea you get one 20 minutes later and it is usually something almost but not quite entirely unlike tea.
Comfortable away win. Our soulless team will roll over early doors, giving woy plenty of time to celebrate with the away fans
Speaking of boo’s where is the little boo sign emoji this site had ever time someone put what’s his name? Neat and tidy?
Looking forward to watching Roy run the length of the pitch to dive into the Everton fans after they go 5-0 up
It was about the last two together. Does my deliberate attendance make me the opposite of a fair weather fan? Not so much a glory hunter as a misery hunter.
Don’t think Everton going down with us will help next season so suggest we lose this Would probably suggest , we put in little effort, keep fouling them in a dangerous area and then eventually give away a penalty, go 1 down and then do nothing to try to get back into the game
You forgot to say it's obligatory for Richarlison to score against us. Any own goals we can muster on top of this would be a bonus.
*From a ludicrous Foster fucck-up that strange people will then desperately screech was not in any way his fault, and he was actually doing something even Ederson would consider out of reach but went wrong for a cosmically unknown reason utterly unconnected to his current skill and application levels as a goalie.
Quite a clever preview, admittedly I skimmed through it but I'm not sure which bits are ironic and which are genuine.
Do nothing?? I beg you pardon sir, but we will draw the second half 0-0! That is a massive achievement for a club our size that should be in league 2.
Harsh on owls. I wager an owl could fly from the away dug out to screech appreciation to the away fans. Darned sight better to look at too and catches more rodents, although I don't know Roy's daily count it's true.
Happy Clappers unite. Imagine the rousing applause at FT after a home loss number 12 in a row, a 5-0 loss including a Richarlison Hat-trick and Doucoure' brace.
My favourite preview of the season, thanks. Finally, some optimism from a REAL FAN. I personally don’t think being relegated is a bad thing. This year, we got into a negative spiral, of being negative, which caused us to lose, causing us to be more negative again. In the Championship, we will hopefully have more positive fans, causing us to beat worse quality teams, leading to greater optimism. The club know what they’re doing, so it’s time to GET BEHIND THE TEAM. I’ll be there on Wednesday. The last game I attended was the United game where I sung LOUD AND PROUD, and look what happened!! Support the boys for their monumental efforts this season under trying (supporter) circumstances. Roy has given so much to the world of football, so we should show some CLASS like the palace fans, and give him the send off he deserves. YellowsYellowsYellowsYellowsYellowsYellows!!
I imagine lots of Everton fans have bought tickets in Home stands. Just a guess. It's a fairly important game for them. And for any fairly casual southern based Everton fan it's a nailed on victory they can easily go and watch and celebrate being that one step closer to staying up I would think this will probably lead to trouble when they score against us. The club and stewards will be surprised by this
The only TROUBLE will come if our own fans don't GET BEHIND THE BOYS. I'll support the boys WITH MY FISTS down Croxley swings or Cow's Arches, after I've had time to proudly clap the lads and the gaffer off the pitch and grabbed a post-match sausage roll from Londis.
