Unpopular Opinions

The only redeeming feature of the weddings I’ve been to in the past few years seems to be that the cash bar has seemingly died out, or maybe it’s just the ones I’ve been to.

 

Mashed potato is horrible

 

Even better, do the whole things as a Teams meeting so attendees can go on mute and watch something more interesting or post on this forum.

 

I can't see that working for our church... but using Zoom would be fine.
(Through lockdown the our vicar (Mike the Wet Spam fan) ran a very good Saturday quiz night on Zoom.)

 

Fussy eater.

 

There is a secret to having a good wedding. A free bar and a quality DJ. If you're paying for drinks at a wedding then then that's why it's sh*t.
I'm off to the things I hate thread before I forget.

 

Mashed potato, cold turkey and beans on Boxing day? One of the best meals of the year.

 

I don’t think there’s a h’aporth of difference between them.

 

Agreed. I've walked out of three or four gigs in my life. One was the foo fighters another was Nirvana. Black Grape at Brixton academy was hilarious at the start when Mr Ryder was so ****ed up he could hardly speak let alone sing or remember the words. A massive tear up started and i gently slipped away into the night.

 

My piss is going to topping over 40% proof later tonight.

 

I left the Happy Mondays at Clapham Common early as the bar ran dry and Shaun Ryder was reading the lyrics off a sheet of A4.

I left the Courteeners early as they are dreadful and the most pathetic fake "lad" middle class audience going. The wife bought me tickets as I said I quite liked the first couple of albums at the time. She forgot we previously went to see them and I said "never again".

 

Do you eat corn flakes for dinner most nights?

 

People who love music are generally dull and basic.

Especially those that say it’s one of their top hobbies, or a key part of their identity.

 

Corn flakes with cold milk is an excellent evening snack

 

Gin is horrible. Reminds me of the taste when I put my jumper in my mouth as a young child.

(But then I did drink a litre of it straight when I was 15 and throw up for about a day)

 

Jurgen Klopp is one of the least likeable managers around, and only gets away with it because the media/ pundits are dominated by Liverpool fans and ex players.

 

We should pay politicians more

Motorbikes aren’t cool

Mint chocolate tastes like having chocolate after chewing gum, when the better course of action for all would be to have milk/ dark chocolate then have mint.

Anyone whose answer isn’t normal Coke, when they ask which variety of cola is the best, is wrong. Anyone who says they prefer the taste of Diet Coke, or uses the term ‘full fat coke’ needs reeducation

 

Pepsi all day long.

 

Spectacularly missing the point of the thread.

 

I really despise that Scouse ***** Neville.

 

So many Joe Bloggs I say this to argue he’s really funny and light hearted. Like a German Santa.

 

Vodka is horrible. Reminds me of the taste of petrol from when I was syphoning it as a youth.

(But then I did share in drinking a bottle of it when I was 21, celebrating the 7-1 cup victory over Southampton and then throwing up violently.)

 

5 mini rants in half an hour…are you getting frustrated with the jigsaw you’re doing or something?

 

Isn’t he just posting his unpopular opinions ?

 

It was more the stream of consciousness manner of them I was alluding to.

 

Mike out here spittin’ nothin’ but truth this morning.

Except the last post and the madness he spouts about mint chocolate.

 

New born babies aren't "cute". They look like aliens, and we've all had that stage.

 

Swift's in the 'Wood used to have a sign saying "We only use organic solvents".

 

Swifts in the wood is the pre-watershed owls in the bog

 

I love that you got all that way, and I let you down at the last

 

As are the abomination that are Green Day and all those other terrible "punk" bands from America from the 90s onwards.

 

Welcome to paradise, basket case.