Things you hate

The price of trying to move out in London!

 

Possibly already mentioned in this thread but...

There, their and they're. It's not complicated.

 

...and the use of loose instead of lose. Drives me insane.

 

Should of, could of, would of.

It even pained me to type that out.

 

QPR game on Monday. Their was no way we should of been loosing a game like that.



Now this is on a new page I really look like a ****.

 

People using the wrong there/their/they're

 

To/too/two

 

Also you're/your.

 

I hate grammar nazis.

 

Yes those too, but see post #1861

 

Cars with Roof bars that for a moment make you wonder if you're about to get 3 points on your licence.

Now that makes me curious if local Traffic Cops, drop two points in the last 10 minutes of their shift?

 

Simms, get a bar on your roof. Girls will love it.

 

I hate the fact that, for the last month or so, every so often my head/neck feels like it is moving out if place , then suddenly it makes a little click back into place and all is ok again.

I think I may end up being paralysed from the neck down. :doom:

 

Get that checked out ZZ. Just last weekend a friend told me of one of his colleagues who had a bad neck for a few weeks and now has discovered that the top few vertebrae need to be fused, losing 80% of neck movement. Don't mess with neck issues, give the Doc a call.

 

Definitely and defiantly.

On a similar note, definitely, definately, definetely etc.

 

Me and (a mate).

 

Please reference posts 1858, 1859 & 1860. I defiantley meant it in jest.

 

When people say "pacific" instead of "specific".

 

There should only be 3 types of haircut for men.

 

These three?

 

Short, Bald and Mohawk?

 

People on here who consistently type "would of" instead of "would have".

 

As much as I do hate these grammar errors, I also don't like people repeatedly correct them. It is, at the end of the day, a football forum.

 

I think you'll find it's "correcting".

 

It isn't however a direct quote.

 

A ruined sleeping pattern. I get so miserable and grumpy in the day, but I just can't get any sleep.

I woke up at today 2am for fecks sake.

Also, I have a field trip to Rothamsted Research on Tuesday (boring). Is it worth bothering with, Hertfordshire people?

 

Go to bed Filbert. It's 2am, mate.

 

Shirts which require cuff links.

Yes, they look distinguished and you can express your zany personality with them, but they are a faff and in the age of buttons, unnecessary, especially when you have to wear them every day and your sleeves are always rolled up by 10am, meaning a good chance of the cuff links being forgotten and sent through the wash.

 

So, who bought the shirt?

 

My batman buys all my clothes.

 

Somebody showed me a CV today. They described themselves as "an alpha male". Baring in mind this is a research facility, I didn't know we interviewed test subjects.

 

I personally love it, though I grew up in Harpenden (the town it's in) so I'm probably a bit bias. The area is gorgeous but I doubt you'll see that side of it. It's also one of the oldest and (at least, it was) best agricultural research stations in the UK. There were protests there a few years back about their growth of GM crops. Hope you enjoy it!