Things you hate

Don't worry Sister. You're the exception which proves the rule. A true Geezer Bird.

 

Everything.

 

Too right, ask Oscar Pistorius.

 

Falling down the stairs.

 

Women are like the Bermuda Triangle. There are endless theories being thrown about but ultimately, you don't have a ****ing clue what's going on.

 

They do have their advantages.
They are squidgy and they smell nice.


They do tend to leave the toilet seat down though which is really annoying.

 

Careful now. You'll be accused of calling them all fat. (Even though you CLEARLY didn't mean it - In a woman's world it is the same as telling her to put the fork down and go for a run)

 

I've never understood the annoyance of having the seat down. I just **** with it down anyway.

 

Stinging nettles. Spent the last 2 days gardening in my new house and I can not get the bloody roots up! Think the bloke before me loved gardening and then decided to stop a couple of years ago, they are everywhere.

 

Whistling. Or more to the point people that whistle no particular tune.

 

:rolleye1:

 

Ha ha. An impressive challenge to many on this forum for a multitude of reasons

 

...start-up clothing brands always advertising on football forums...
































www.iamwhat.co.uk

 

Happy for you to have a thread, but don't start spamming it in every topic - it's more likely to deter anyone than anything

 

People who don't use your artwork within their clothing brand.

 

Douchey clothing brands shamelessly plugged on football forums.

 

It was a joke my man.... Im not Meldrew.

 

With my post count do you seriously think I've got a significant other?

Squidgyness is a good thing, especially in the right places.

 

I took up this challenge and called a lady friend squidgy. She asked if it meant sexy and I said it was closer to fat. Depending in how this plays out, we might have some new advice for young Simms

 

The results of my scientific study are in. I can conclusively say Meister is right and that happyhornet is wrong.

 

haha reminds me of the time I said to some idiot in Minneapolis "You are such a wancker". He thanked me for it - thought it was a compliment!

 

I think most people are deaf to the content of what we say and only listen to the accent. I called her a little fat (gordinha) and easy to grab (tá facil a pegar) and she just giggled a bought me a caipirinha.

 

Football.

 

That the most popular stories on the bbc website are always about 5 years old. Why?

 

Because 2009 was a golden age.

 

People who post spoilers on Facebook. Some friend of a friend has posted what happens on tonight's Game of Thrones and the worst thing is I can't even delete them. Piece of crap.

 

You have a very slow internet connection.

 

I'm sure you all get annoyed by being bombarded with advertising and branding wherever you go.

Last night I had a dream that peoples' phones actually started projecting adverts on to their faces when they were using them. It was terrifying, and no one seemed to care.

 

How do you know companies aren't using this as a way of projecting adverts into your dreams?

 

*Takes a drag on the spliff*

SHIIIIT BRO!!!!

 

Angella will receive many of these.