The Official Simms Uni Thread part II

I guess but I panicked!

Somewhat.

 

I heard someone having sex once. I was trying to sleep and it was needlessly loud. I waited until they were done, then gave it the slow, sarcastic applause. I never had that problem again.

 

I had this at Uni, his gf was a proper moaner. Headphones became essential for my sanity.

As already said, it would have been far far worse if she/someone else caught you downstairs and thought you might be listening.

 

I think she thought the coast was clear cause i took long getting a drink and using the bathroom next to the kitchen.

It was less awkward and more demoralizing and patronizing.

 

There's a good boy.

 

Guess it's one way to get some poooosssaaay!

 

I hope its a kitten. Make sure it's cute as **** and then take it for walks around hot girls.
alternatively get a pet baby sloth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRJlj8bkx4c

If they were legal I would get one, they wont run about your house, only **** once a week and grow up to be ****ing cool.

 

It's my flatmates. His mum is moving house so they need somewhere to house the cat temporarily for a month or so.

It's a tabby cat not one of those horrible furless ones or the weird wide faced ones, and hopefully it'll scare off the mice we have.

 

Why patronising?!?!

 

I can't get any so no need to be so loud and making it obvious you can get some any time you like!

 

You can get some any time you like, it'll cost ya though.

 

Genuinely considered it too but it's expensive for what you get. £45 for 15 min quickie! I doubt i'd last a third of that!

 

You got a boner didn't you?

 

Just make sure she's a screamer and revenge is yours.

 

Simms, Simms, SIMMS.

Don't be so daft. How old are you? 19, 20? It's not the end of the world that you haven't had sex yet, you may be made to feel that way by people you know or society in general, but trust me, it's really not that big of a deal.

No point in considering going to a knocking shop. You'd regret it.

 

Get it over and done with, go and see a lady, she does the business, bada bing, you don't have to worry about it any more and you can go and get ladies in the real world. Those 47 seconds (my record) are not worth fretting over!

Simms can't you just offer your house mate a score to do the business? She doesn't sound like the kind of girl with too many morals? Failing that, if you have morals yourself, get her drunk, tell her your problem and make sure you cry, and I mean really sob, saying how you fear that you will die a virgin and all that. Proper balls your eyes out and she may give you a sympathy one

Seriously, you must have got a boner standing outside the door didn't ya? Take a little look through the key hole by chance?

 

I know. I would they'd scare me. I don't gots no streetsmarts ta beh deelin wif hoes!

What do you mean offer a score?

Ive told lots of people my problem and they're all sympathetic yet not willing to offer a sympathy one.

Nah i was just pottering around looking in the fridge at things.

 

You surely don't want a sympathy lay Simms, it's not the be all and end all.

 

If your that bothered just become the rape-y one. Go on a night out but don't drink anything and target the most drunk female in the place. I've seen this happen many times, although it is basically rape... depends how desperate you are!

Edit: I'm not being serious by the way, but i do genuinely know people that do that!

 

In all seriousness Simms, if I can get a girlfriend, you can.

 

Aw pity, it was sounding like a good idea.

I have no evidence to suggest I can.

 

You do realise there's more important things in life than sex and girlfriends, right Simms?

 

Oh no, you have a reputation now for being 'that guy'.

None of them will go near you because they will be concerned it'll be like handing over a wedding ring.

 

Im not as serious about it in real life as i am on this thread btw but regardless it's still a goal to strive towards.

 

This thread never fails to amuse me, and to think I'm in the same year as our beloved Simmsy yet having a whole different uni experience....

 

Rookie mistake!

Girls talk (alot) so I recon every girl you come in contact with probably knows this now!

 

Screamers and moaners everywhere?

 

I get that, but it's not really a goal. A goal would be getting a great job after your course, or getting good marks.

 

the whole two threads has made a dramatization of the situation whereas in real life its not that hard to get laid

 

I have exams on monday and wednesday. Ethical theory and Logic. Logic is so hard to revise for.

 

Logic is surely the easiest to revise for. The rest you just have to use what you've learned over the year and answer whatever question's put in front of you as best you can. With logic you can practice problems like revising for a maths test or something. You'll be fine, just get loads of exercises and do them to death if you're worried. We used to get together and do a few exercises together outside of lecture times and help each other out with problems and we sorted ourselves out nicely. Plus this can't be too far in your logic career, so to speak, you're a couple years behind me right? So it should be a piece of **** anyway, you've no excuse boyo.

 

How do you get out of bed in the mornings? Seriously.

 

I meant it is the most difficult. Been a long long time since i've had to do an exam which required memorizing formulas etc im so used to essays.

There are a few things I don't get. I understand definitions and truth tables for propositional logic. I understand truth trees too. But I don't get how you break up translation into adequate chunks. Suppose you had something like.

George will leave unless Mary doesn’t leave. But unless Phil stays, Mary will leave. So George will leave because Phil does not stay.

G v ~M, P v M therefore G v ~P

Is that right? I don't get how you break it up into it's parts correctly. You could just write A and A stands for all possible sentences.

All cars have four wheels. No bicycle has four wheels. Therefore, no car is a bicycle. (into predicate logic)

For all things x such that if x is a car then it has 4 wheels. For all things x such that if x is a bicycle then it does not have 4 wheels. Therefore for all things x such that if x is a car then it is not a bicycle.
Assume it's all in the correct quantifiers etc the logic font wont appear on here properly.

Is that right too? I get basic ones but when they are more complex i get confused as to when you use if then. When something is something else what is the rule then? I thought it was if then.

Also in our exam we have to do the things I do know, truth trees and tables, based on translations so if we get translations wrong then we are f**cked. And truth trees for predicate logic are a *******! I get them its just practicing them over and over until i memorize the rules and adding a letter and breaking it down into each individual part and knowing which part to do first.

EDIT: For existential translations you use & instead of If then and for universal quantifiers its If then instead of &???

 

That seems Logical to me Simms

 

Quiet week Simmsy?