The Offical Simms Uni Thread

What a truly touching post. Not the type of touching which occurs during the story, just to clarify. It saddens me that so many have not experienced hedge porn, or even backlot garage porn as was more commonly found in the streets near me. Times have changed. There was even an unwritten guide to where to discard/find the hedge porn. I might go on the scavenge now, just for old times' sake...

 

Hedge porn is responsible for some terrific times over the years, long may it continue.

 

I had a nap just now and dreamt moog blew the roof off the rookery but it collapsed and killed several thousand people until Lloyd Doyley climbed under and rescued my family. Moog put the TNT at the wrong corners he was supposed to be demolishing the east stand. I thought it was a just punishment to kick a football at him.

 

Why was it that there never was a front cover left on them though? It was always the inside pages.

After reading this thread, I am temped to walk down to the local newsagents and buy some and plant it in some trees so that the modern day youth don't miss out. The more I think about it though, it's a bit Jimmy Savile, so best not.

Like Moog said, you have to bung in the underwear section of the catalogue. 'Empire' for me I think it was.

 

My only similar experience was in Las Vegas. As a 13 year old, walking the streets to find loads of small, and graphic adverts for a strip club was a highlight.

 

So many good memories from the lingerie sections of catalogs. Kids with the internet, they don't know how lucky they are. Imagine trying to bang one out with dial up, the computer taking 45 minutes to load a still image with the ever impending threat of parents. Madness.

 

Dial up porn - not worth the bother. I once crashed my mate's computer as I'd downloaded so many diallers ("click yes to view Carly getting reamed") that his hard drive was overloaded. His phone bill would have been in the thousands. I never saw him again.

 

Oh yeah, the wonders of edonkey, where I would leave the family computer running overnight to download that 2MB Jenna Jameson clip and would have to get up at 6am to close down the whole thing before my parents got up and checked the computer. This also meant I had time to change SKY over from Bravo from where i had watched the 10 minute preview on adult channel the night before. I used to claim Bravo was on as I watching A-Team re-runs before I went to bed, my dad saw right through it!

 

Yes! Bravo TV, I remember that. Turning the volume all the way down, sneaking about downstairs and if anybody asked what I was doing still up as I returned to bed, I'd say I needed a glass of water.

 

My mum rang me today saying she wants me to go out clubbing and drinking more often.

 

God Simms mum is much better ...

 

Is your mum like Will's mum Simms?

 

Haha.

Yeh. I think shes worried im not social enough so offered to pay me more money if i went out drinking more often.

 

You know you need to sort yourself out when your mum is telling you to go out and get p*ssed more often.

 

Being paid to go out drinking?

Wow.

We will disown you on here if you don't take your mum up on her offer.

 

I took his mum up on a different offer

 

Cookery lessons? (I know you might have really good culinary skills and it's a sexist joke but I had to say something else)

 

Haha.

Seriously though, Simms - If you don't want the job, is your mum accepting applications?

 

I think we need a forum night out when Simms is next back.

 

Screw that. Forum night out with Simms's mum!

 

Shame cardiff away isnt on a saturday - we could all go up to take simms out!

 

It's better in fact. Being on a Tuesday night, the clubs in Cardiff will be full of students we could take Simms to. On the Saturday on the other hand, it'd just be full of over 30's.

 

Yeh. :/ She

Of course I did. The chocolates on me lads!

I have the job. I just don't get invited out enough when im in the mood to go out. People invite me out on monday nights when i have a 9-5 day the next day so that aint happening.

Do it!

Tuesday is mode in revs which sucks, or live lounge is great any day of the week. At the weekends in cardiff people come from the valleys for nights out in cardiff. Theres rumours that girls come down with nowhere to stay so deliberately get off with guys just so they can have someone to stay for the night.

 

You don't go out because you have a long day the next day? Man the **** up simms you're at Uni.

 

And you're still a virgin? I really do despair Simba!

 

Some of the modules if I miss 1 lecture i am ****ed. Especially logic.

 

Do them hungover. Stuff seems to stick better that way.

 

Far too dense to do that when its all like (p​

∧q)⊃¬r and stuff. If drunk it just looks like random squiggles.

EDIT: Logic symbols seem to mess up the forum.

 

Logic is THE BEST. So glad you're doing it simms. If you need a hand drop me a PM, I'd love to work through some again.

Also, I couldn't agree more, you don't want to be doing that when at all inebriated. Other areas of philosophy are not as difficult, though still difficult I'd say.

 

I do really enjoy it, the lecturer we have is great, but it must suck for foreign students because its like learning a new language, through a language they already don't fully understand all the nuances or sentence structure etc.

I do love it though, it's like a useful maths. Each week it's like high school again we get work sheets to do. If you want I'll scan it and email it to you?

Some areas of philosophy actually are better when you're drunk like ontology for example.

 

If you need a hand, I'd be glad to help. But don't worry otherwise. Alcohol doesn't aid any philosophy for me, it makes it hard to think things through properly. The language thing is interesting, and I agree. It's so much about language as well, it's fantastic. Philosophy is, to me, the logical investigation of language, roughly. Pretty much. Properly doing logic will help you no end in other areas of philosophy.

 

It's certainly not easy. The textbook we had to buy, the lecturer send us a list of all the errors in it, so if the textbook makes errors we don't stand a chance.

One thing that I don't understand is what do brackets mean in logic? Is it just the same as in maths?

And what does form mean? Like a well formed argument? Does that mean valid?

 

We just got a new housemate to replace the old one. New one is all welsh and postgrad law who is the social secretary of the kickboxing society im told.

Moving in in the new few weeks.

 

Lost our first Uni 7-a-side game 7-2 to a team who turned up in full on matching shirt shorts and socks.