FAO The Blokes-in-Charge

In which case you will need to buy the big fridge and FREEZER as well and they are much like the garden furniture.

 

Have you got a shovel and some quicklime? I saw a ghost the other day

 

I may be interested in the CD rack Corner. What condition is it in?

 

well knowing how damn ugly he was alive - I don't think I want to imagine how scary he was dead

 

As with all my VaMSAIs, it is in EXCELLENT condition warehouse. It holds 112 single CDs (according to Miss Faith's adding).

I will post a PICTURE soon (ie as soon as I work out how to post a picture).

Mrs Evans. Could you please remove your MURDEROUS WAYS from my thread otherwise I will get the B-i-Cs to CHOPE you.

Thank you.

 

16 times 7 is 112, thank you very much!

Leave Janine alone - there are not many girls on here so I want her to stay!

 

If you say so darling.

Anyway there are LOADS of GURLS on here/hear. There's the one I caught warehouse CHATTING UP at the terwattery when we CANOODLED, that mean BURD, someone called Emma who BLEW me OUT when I asked if I could CHAT HER UP on here. Then there's Cooper's BURD who is in the picture you sent me, that BURD that likes the donkey and won TDS Miss Watford to name but a few.

This Janine BURD is TROUBLE. Mark my WORDS.

 

Another one on the list. Are you rich? Can we get married?

 

If I was RICH I wouldn't be trying to sell junk to these ******s, would I?

Anyway as you know, ONLY TOO WELL, I only have EYES for Miss Faith.

 

Excellent Corner. Cheers.

 

Okay.

Hear/here goes............





It is pretty much this one.

 

We've found Heather Mills McCartney!

 

I'll have it for £1 to use as firewood?.

 

Where? If you have a lesbian wedding, do I still get half the money?

 

The key term here is 'PRETTY MUCH'.

 

ciff. This is a QUALITY VaMSGI we are talking hear/here.

Actually moose, it is THE ONE.

Why don't the pair of you go and get your faces painted?

 

Janine. It appears so.

One thing though. She can't get her leg over.

 

Corner, what have I told you about manners?

 

Don't care about manners. I have just PROCURED a "ticket"* for this silly game on Sunday.

It's the HUMIDITY.

Ull had better FARKING win otherwise SOMEONE will talk me into "enjoying" Wednesday's DEBACLE.

You ******s** had better buy my RUBBISH now.


* do you know they "put it" on your SC? This is going to work children.

** whatever a ****** is. The useless drunken bloke won't tell me.

 

Throw it over an 8ft wall with ease I reckon

 

Maybe I already have................painting it twice would be silly.

 

I'll have a think and get back to you Corner. Depends when I'm getting my room redecorated.

 

Make your mind up warehouse.

Okay I am open to offers for my bike. I am getting DESPERATE for CASH.

Quest Scandium alloy and carbon fibre frame. Columbus Muscle carbon forks.

Full Shimano Dura Ace STI 10 speed groupset 2005 edition (as used by Lance Armstrong)

Mavic Ksyrium SL wheels

Total weight 6.9 kilos

Goes like a ROCKET.

Cost £2,500 so don't waste my time with daft offers.

 

I wouldn't trust those gears....

 

They change slicker than Campagnolo Record Carbon. Mind you, the Campag chainset transmits the power better (being carbon fibre rather than alloy).

The wheels are the BEES KNEES. Really stiff.

Had the bike up to 90 kph on a descent in the Peak District. You really have to trust your tyres at that speed. I use Vittoria Corsa CX's.

I would LOVE to climb a multi hairpinned Alpine col then turn round and come down it.................

If only................

*sighs*