African Nations Cup

Yep. Sounds like Marseilles got off lightly. Not like they have got a history of corruption or anything...

 

AHAHAHAHA ONLY MASINA COULD MISS FROM THERE IT'S NOT POSSIBLE

 

ROTTEN TO THE CORE

 

He’s not on the pitch!?

 

What?

 

My mistake sorry - thought he came off with Louza in the triple sub.

 

You clearly never watch Pointless.

I always have Sao Tome and Principe in the back pocket.

 

Once upon a time it was Central African Republic, now that's passé in the extreme.

 

9 minutes into the Cote d'Ivoire match and Wilf has won a peno; shock horror!

 

It was a clear pen tbf. Ivory Coast creates lots of chances but their finishing is dreadful.

 

Amazed to discover that Steven Caulker is making his international debut for Sierra Leone at centre back in this tournament. Good for him.

 

Alongside Umaru Bangura as well. That's a blast from the past

 

As I observed!

 

Surely not. He actually exists? I thought he was just a forum joke from way back.

 

Can't wait for us to integrate him into the squad with Alcacer.

 

Algeria just lost to Equatorial Guinea. They need a win against Ivory Coast to go through now. This group is by far the most interesting one.

 

Great goalkeeping by the Ivory Coast number 1:



Think someone needs to check his bank account.

 

He's not exactly desperately scrabbling with all his might to recover once he's made the mistake, is he?!? Just takes his front-row seat. Amazing.

 

He went off injured after that. Crushing embarrassment the cause presumably. Serge Aurier ended the game in goal.

 

A goalie can't carry on once his hands have clearly fallen off.

 

Seems legit.

 

His dad died this morning

 

Well fudge me Ekong scores.

 

He's hitting form at the right time. All of the best players know how to do this

 

So Okoye has been dropped? Marvellous.

 

WTE gets man of the match and a goal!

You’re welcome Nigeria.

 

Great.

Absolutely setting the scene for AL to drop “Ekong returning from AFCON in form, with confidence restored will be like a new signing, and as such, the club feel with Kabasele also a week away from returning, they are well stocked at the back.”

 

Good time to sell, surely.

 

Yeah! Maybe we could flog him to The Geordies for £25m as they are desperate for a CB