The Official Simms Uni Thread part II

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  1. hornmeister

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    Will Simms get laid in part II?
     
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    Perhaps we should start betting on this.... no pressure Simms!
     
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  4. ForzaWatford

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    Whats the odds?
     
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    Most of the time the sequel fails to live up to the original.
     
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    Do we find out what happens in the toilet or is that in the trilogy?
     
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  7. hornmeister

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    The scene wass cut from the edit but can be found in the DVD extras
     
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    For male, not worth it. For female, huge. In fact the toilet episode might render the bet null and void.
     
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    Are we talking about "giving" virginity or "taking" virginity?
     
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    I think Simms would give or take if the toilet incident is to be believed.
     
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  11. ForzaWatford

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    Vbookie?
     
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    What actually happened in the toilet incident?
     
    wfcwarehouse, Nov 14, 2012
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    I'm sworn to secrecy, but suffice to say the words "Cleveland Steamer" were used.
     
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    I heard it was a rusty trombone ...
     
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    I understood Simms took a "hot lunch"
     
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  16. El distraído

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    I heard that Simms received a strawberry cheesecake.
     
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  17. luke_golden

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    Despite the jokes with people making ludicrous predictions, I don't think any of you are even close to how depraved it was. Those who are ITK have never looked at him in the same way.
     
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    As I'm sure you suspect Luke, I am ITK about what happened in the bathroom, just as I am ITK about most other things on this planet.
     
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    Of course, I actually suggested that Simms invite you into his inner circle. It didn't feel right being ITK about this, without you.
     
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    It's a terrible, terrible burden we share.
     
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    I feel left out. It's like there's a massive party and I haven't been invited.
     
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    Simmsy, how much do you know about Descartes' Fourth Meditation?
     
    luke_golden, Nov 16, 2012
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    Currently in the process of making a bobsleigh as we're going as Cool Runnings for a fancy dress night out, dedication.
     
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    Quite a bit, i read it in its entirety at A level and did a module on Descartes at A level and first year.

    What do you need to know about it?
     
    simms, Nov 16, 2012
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  25. luke_golden

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    Got to write a short essay on it. From the top of my head, need to pick out the new problem he has not previously discussed in the earlier meditations, state the solution he considers and rejects, then explain the reasons for its inadequacy. Finally, I need to identify and explain the solution he ultimately finds acceptable.

    I've yet to read the 4th meditation, but I'm not expecting it to be particularly hard having read the other ones. He's fairly easy to keep track of. It's a very basic assignment.
     
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  26. simms

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    Ok. Well it's best to read them all in order to follow his logic, because he doesn't have a system before he writes it, hes writing it as hes thinking about it.

    In the first meditation it's about skepticism, in the second its about the mind where he uses the cogito to try to disprove skepticism to at least some extent. Third he proposes and argues for a God that wouldn't decieve him.

    In the fourth he argues that God is non-deceiving then how is it he can make errors? He concludes that he doesn't make errors and that God is perfect, but he later changes his mind and rejects it. He then puts himself on a scale with God being perfectly existing, him in the middle not quite as real or as good as God, and nothing on the end. He says that I make mistakes about judgement because I am not as real or perfect as God. Error to him is a lack of rational understanding, and that God gave him innate knowledge and rationalism, but yet also free will and error is the gap between the two, the distinction.

    He then goes on in the fifth meditation to argue the ontological argument for God, then in the sixth his famous cartesian dualism, the distinction between mind and body.
     
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    Dont worry, I dont think there are many burds invited to this party
     
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    Yes, just read it myself. I'll be able to bang this one out pretty swiftly.
     
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    I don't think w**king will help you, you're supposed to be writing an essay...


    I had a dream last night Zola was imprisoned, and the pozzos left and took all their loans with them, and aidy came back.
     
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    I can't think of many situations which aren't helped by a quick w**k.

    Imagine if men always knocked one out before every decision and made every choice with a clear head, unbefuddled by urges. There'd be fewer wars, less children in poverty, less disease, happier marriages, stronger economies. The world would be vastly improved with more w**king.
     
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    We all have that dream Simms.
     
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    I have been imagining that Simms' uni life is like that BT infinity advert with the Hallowe'en party and that Simms is the boy covered in bog roll. I'm expecting an anecdote about how Simms got friendly with an agressive, Geordy DJ girl who can't exactly afford fibre optic broadband, but somehow managed to blow it before he sealed the deal.
     
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    Do you reckon he has a fit mate like that Lucy or whatever her name is?
     
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    Moog for PM.
     
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