Watford FC 2-1 Leicester - 03/03/2019

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by domthehornet, Mar 1, 2019.

  1. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Has he ever seen this goal?

     
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  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    If so, I'm moving back.
     
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  3. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Fingers crossed for a birthday present for you.

    And an unbirthday present for the rest of us.
     
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Better avoid the UGT Crew at final whistle.

    Exactly the kind of roughhousing which they, well, revel in.
     
  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    My nephew did a brief summer job last year in the Ann Summers warehouse.

    Chaotic, apparently.

    The dildos were never in the right place.
     
  6. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    No need to apologise but thanks ...
    Told you I was confused after scoring 5 times and shipping six the past week.
    Don’t know if I’m Arthur or Martha
    :rolleyes::oops:
     
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  7. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Can I have your portion as well, then?
     
  8. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I suspect not. He's from the Middle East and not really a football man (must be the only one who isn't...anyway, not rich enough to buy and fund us so no great loss).
     
  9. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    How full do you imagine it to be?
    But the probable answer is 'no'. It is full of accountants who work in London, so you'd fit right in.
     
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  10. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Chocolate should be left as it started, no added flavour especially orange. Peanuts should have a worldwide ban and anybody caught eating them should be hung by the larger of their testicles and treated as a piñata. This needs re thinking if your name is a Buster and you need a wheelbarrow for your testicles.
    1-1
     
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  11. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Yes i nearly said that but i couldnt be bothered ! They were effectively the same thing as both teams in both matches had one their first two so it was winner take all
     
  12. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Accountants and doctors. Very few born and bred Amershamites left. You also need a small fortune to buy a property
     
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    What is the matter with this forum today ? Wanting to ban first orange revels and now peanuts.....is this a nightmare or have I died and gone to hell ? Is that Nnnn over there in the corner ?
     
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  14. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I'm with you. Peanuts are a sensational nut.

    In chocolate bars, I prefer hazelnuts over peanuts however (i.e. I'd take a topic over a snickers). But peanuts are still just super.

    Sans chocolate, I'd rank only the cashew above the peanut.

    The only problem is too many nuts gives me the terrible brad pitts.
     
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  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    For all my faults, I’m an almond man.

    2-0.
     
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  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The peanut is not a "nut" at all. It's a legume.
     
  17. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    At last, someone talking sense.
    Peanuts. 9/10. Fantastic nut. Flexible and adaptable. Reasonably cheap. Readily available. The people's nut.
    Cashew. 8/10. Great alternative. A little more expensive but very melt in your mouth. Creamy.
    Macademia nut. 9/10 God they are great with loads of salt. Bit pricey though and not readily available - do waitrose still do them ? Very high in cholesterol for all you health freaks
    Walnuts 5/10 Under-performer. Can only be justified for novalty value eg Xmas
    Pistachio. 7/10. Great taste but hardwork as you need to pick the shells open. Sore nails after a while. And a mess. Every now and then you get a disgusting rotten one.
    Hazlenut. 5/10. Ok in Choccy bars but that is about it.
    Chestnut. 9/10 - 4/10. Depends on environment. Great hot baked from a stall in cold weather. Otherwise a bit meh.
    Almond 6/10 Worth considering. Leftfield option.
     
  18. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I think he’s talking to Kelso and Malteser!
     
  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    It wasn't Nnnn in the corner it turns out - it was Vydra.
     
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  20. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Did you survive?
     
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  21. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    That was just behind my house when I was a kid.

    Also, Amersham is full of old people; it has a functioning Wimpy, for god's sake.
     
  22. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Not as I recall but maybe I'd better move back?
     
  23. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    You had me at 'hazelnut' but lost me at 'topic'.
     
  24. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Oops sorry - forgot I'd already replied.

    Taking this thread slightly off topic, feeling pessimistic about Sunday - never seem to turn up when we're on the box.
    1-3
    Sorry - as you were re the merits or otherwise of nuts/legumes, etc
     
  25. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Hazelnuts have gotta be up there with peanuts and cashews, come on!
     
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  26. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    This is worse than when I was told I was adopted.
     
  27. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I'm shaking with rage at this. The topic represents the zenith for the discerning hazelnut lover.

    You horror.
     
  28. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Penuts are the devils nut. The smell after they’ve been churning around someone’s gob is revolting.

    By far worst crime is do is blend it down into a lumpy pukey paste to spread on bread or toast.
     
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  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The peanut is not a "nut." It is a legume.
     
  30. W4BS

    W4BS First Year Pro

    Honey Roasted cashews, Macadamia, or Pistachios for me. Regular old peanuts can do one as far as i'm concerned. Narrow win for the hornets.
     
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  31. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I'm plumping for the yellow and black.
    Marco/Brenda has refused to play. He/ she says I'm not paying enough in rodents and is off to Amersham for some snake swapping with a Revel or two thrown in.
    That's reptiles for you!
     
  32. Football ref too little too late. Reids off to Reddit.
     
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  33. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Well, yes. But don't forget they speak with forked tongue.
    Sounds to me like the opening gambit in a negotiation......
     
  34. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Wtf is a pealegume then? A nut?
     
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  35. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Nuts are this year's cheese.
     
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