What is an actuary, actually? I ask in seriousness. For worky stuff. Has anyone ever had the cashew fruit? The nut sits atop it, like a micropenis atop a swollen sac. The fruit does that thing where it drys your mouth out and makes you pucker your face like a cat's anus. I visited the world's largest cashew tree in Brazil.
An actuary analyses things like death rates for insurance companies. The following 'nuts' are not nuts: Peanuts, almonds, pistachios, cashews, pine nuts, walnuts, coconuts, brazil nuts, tag nuts.
They analyse insurance risk & calculate premiums. Just the sort of logical thing AI machines are good at.
So a job that is both incredibly boring, you need loads of training to do and you’ll be replaced by a computer in a few years
Not sure about taking that article seriously when it includes the phrase “Jobi McAnuff was one of the team’s key players.”
Good nut discussion I tried to find some trivia to join in but the best I could manage was The children’s song Here We Go Gathering Nuts in May makes no sense: there are no nuts to gather in May. Watford 3:0 Big reaction from our players today
Shoutbox up 26Foster 2Janmaat 6Mariappa 15Cathcart 25Holebas 29Capoue 16Doucouré 19Hughes 37Pereyra 7Deulofeu 9Deeney Substitutes 1Gomes 8Cleverley 10Success 11Masina 18Gray 20Quina 27Kabasele
Entertaining first half I thought, both teams playing to win, spells of attacking intent first half. Troy’s link up play is good and midfield working hard. Pereyra probably the one underperforming slightly
As I said in the shoutbox, terrible game management from Gracia taking off Deulofeu for Gray. Gray is **** and will never score never ever ever again.
Need to get Pereyra and Deulofeu more involved in matches. Deeney showing that he is just more than a striker. Foster wonderful as ever. Jonathan Moss showing us once again he is an incompetent twit (including our offside opener). Great determination and spirit to battle back to a win with Leicester getting on top as the second half wore on. Still rather disappointed with our counters. Chances for Pereyra and Deulofeu/Deeney all messed up which could have killed off the match. But most delightful for wiping off the stupid grin off Mr.Integrity's face. Take that Brenton.
Didnt deserve that win. Andre Gray quality finish. Deeney was in Deeney mode, liverpool would have knocked in another 5. Leicester were awful, they clearly didnt know the formation or each others roles for at least 45 minutes. Rodgers never won his first game at his new clubs. Stick that you greedy ****.
Well that was out the blue (Gray) . Cannot say we deserved that as such but it's 3 points and nice finish . Thought we put ourselves under pressure a lot probably not helped by ref being anti Troy and a few bookings .
The promising thing is that now we have someone who can come on and change a game at times. I remember when subs came on earlier in the season it was chin on ground time. And if he did start we got the option of Delefoo coming on as a sub against tired defenders. Though despite the winners Gracia will always prefer Delefoo coz he don't adapt his starting lineups. Gray's first touch for the goal today was top drawer.