Watford FC 1-3 West Ham United - 24/08/2019

That’s the new badge sorted.

 

I'm in with all my heart & sole. Eel be excellent to have this on the badge


Cod we get this done? Is it too late to enter the badge competition or has it fin ished? If so is it possible they could hake an exception? Maybe we could call i Mary in the marketing team and angler for an extension?

 

Yellow with black stripes surely. A cichlid with a large mouth. Voracious appetite. Troy should Remain as kipper.

 

No Deeney for the next few weeks. Interesting times ahead. Could see a shift of play to stay on the floor more which would suit our players a lot more.

 

Timing not great though. It's too soon for Welbeck and Sarr to play 90 minutes. Probably will see Okaka or Success drafted in.

 

Stefano Okaka onto the 7th of his 9 lives.

 

Will definitely be interesting to see what Javi does. Like for like would probably mean success? I’d prefer Okaka as it goes. Actually, if deemed fit enough, Welbeck. Chance to change the style slightly - but wouldn’t expect any major changes.

 

Sorz ?
€40m sale to Milan ?

EDIT - https://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/s...-deeney-sidelined-39-minor-39-knee-operation/

 

It’ll be ‘as you were’ with Gray and Deulofeu. ‘Hoof to Troy’ becomes ‘Hoof to Andre’.

Would bet my house on it.

 

I would say there’s something fishy going on in this thread.

Then I realised it’s the Watford forum and most of the people on here are as unfunny as humanly possible

 

Great for a nippy away formation but with the lack of space at home we look lightweight trying to break down a team without a big fat lump to bounce the ball off.

 

Foster still the goal-kipper ?

 

He supports Brexit as well?! As if my opinion on him couldn't have sunk any lower...

 

If Welbeck was fit enough to play 25 minutes last weekend then he should be fit enough to start this week, even if he's not able to last the full 90.

Now is the perfect time to go 4-2-3-1, so I look forward to not seeing that on Saturday as we set up 4-2-2-2, hoof aimlessly at Success instead of Deeney and lose 2-0.

 

Honestly this could be a good chance to freshen things up a bit.

If Welbeck's fit enough I'd love to see him come in, see how he and Geri work together.

Let's see what Javi does. (Cue identical starting line-up except Success for Deeney)

 

No need to get on your high seahorse

 

There is a time and a plaice for bad jokes

 

Repeating the same fish somebody else has used already? Bit con-tench-ious.

 

Hmmmm........

Defence 5 players
Doucoure Capoue
Sarr Delafoo Pereya
Welbeck

Apologies for team formatting/spelling.

 

I reckon we might start Sarrfish on Saturday

 

Who’s Hmmmm......?

Can’t believe we’ve signed ANOTHER keeper.

 

Account was haddocked

 

A chance to play salmon betta, a little less chub ?

 

Will be nice to play someone a little less (bl)owfish.

 

With Deeney out, we should look for free agents...

Craig Mackerel-Smith is a local lad.

 

I'm herring it's Loach ?

 

Eel flounder and soon be orfe having played for the aholeholes up the road.

 

It’s just a small grouper posters.

 

Don’t want to think about those pikes up the road

 

Surely you meant 'unfinny'?

 

Oh for f**ks hake

 

All this is giving me a haddock - I think I need a brain sturgeon.

 

I can't salmon up the strength to think of any more.

 

Gracia: No Doucoure or Pereyra, while Welbeck and especially Sarr are "not in the best condition".