Watford FC 1-0 Sunderland - 01/04/2017

I find people who boast about never having seen Star Wars to be liars or unbearable humbugs.

 

Not boasting about it. And certainly not lying. Just a simple statement of fact. Seen some clips a few times and it just didn't appeal. Seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy a few times and all the Harry Potters though.

 

Wonder why that was...

 

Try again sweetheart.

 

One thing I forgot to say about Saturday, I saw stewards opening up flasks and taking a good sniff before people went in. I presume for alcohol. Are the scumbags allowed to do this?

 

Afraid so. It's easy enough to fill up a coke bottle with half a bottle of Jack Daniels too. Done it myself at the airport a number of times.

 

As a condition of entry they can do whatever they want.

 

Exactly. Got to be more like 58/42 surely ?

 

Clever c.nt?

 

Right. As a parting shot. I had a scrap with hb1 last night. Throughout, I didn't realise that 60/40 was a bit of 'urban lingo' for 'better than evens'. Which was where the sillyness arose from. So I apologised to him.

However, the odds of us getting relegated across all the bookies remains between 14:1 and 22:1. So, as an average, that equates to 18:1, or 6%, or 94/6 or whatever you want to damn well call it. That's across nine bookies b.t.w. It bears no relation to 60/40, 58/42 or any other silly numbers you want to make up whether 'urban lingo' or not. Seems to me that any 'urban lingo' should at least equate to something resembling the real truth or otherwise it's meaningless.

Maybe I've gone a bit rural down the years. That's fine by me. I still know that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Others on here would seem to struggle with that basic concept.

 

You won an argument on the internet. Nobody gives a sh*t. Honestly, just move on.

 

Well actually, last night, I might have lost it. However, today's a new day. But you're right. Hb1 has shown himself to be so deficient in any statistical analysis on so many occasions that I really should leave it alone. Where's my mare?

 

You should watch the Family Guy versions of Star Wars instead.

 

We are playing again within 24 hours - I think this thread has run its course and needs to be buried......

 

But not more than 100ml, presumably...

 

Used to be bigger.

 

Good idea.

 

Surely we should leave it open for Kelsoorn & HB1 to chat amongst themselves whilst we discuss football on other threads?

 

I'm quite happy to start a KelsoOrn v hb1 thread so that everyone else can sit in the stands, 'ave a bit of a larff, and eat popcorn ...