The Reproachful Work Email Thread

Liked for "turd terrorists".

 

He's his own worst enemy.

 

Sounds like just the type

 

Rarely need to be in the company offices these days but always hated the thought of sitting on a toilet seat that had housed the buttocks of my fellow male work colleagues or smell the odor left by them...My personal organisation skills and schedule ensure it's never required !

 

"Brownie points". Dear Lord.

Guess I picked the wrong thread... oh never mind...

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?rdt=52496

 

We’ve had about 6 different emails, each containing calendar invites, for a ‘half away day’ tomorrow in the last week or so. Each asking people to tick their name on a list or confirm they’re attending, with an agenda including presentation, a (paid for by us) lunch and then…a fun game of rounders.

Pub after will be good though.

 

Probably responsible for HS2.

 

At this point, you clearly like it.

 

Furthermore, I now remember the reason my boss wanted me to get on email way back then was so she could send me a video of a fella with an enormous penis using it to play the piano.

It was like the Wild West in the early days of email.

 

Apparently that used to be Zelenskyy's party trick. I think that was why he was voted Time's man of the year

 

It's a bit like a traffic accident. I don't want to look but I can't help myself

 

Less painful than the harp and drums equivalents.

 

Scatholm Syndrome.

 

"Scatman [in the] John" ?