Swansea City 1-2 Watford FC - 23/09/2017

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Richarlison4ever, Sep 19, 2017.

  1. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    It's all Boring4Ever's fault!
     
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  2. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Not all swans, just the unmarked quiet ones:

    I heard that on QI but still googled to make sure:

    https://www.google.es/search?client...j0i22i10i30k1j0i22i30k1j0i70k1.87.OtN60mjLLSw
     
  3. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Anyone who's anyone knows it's Side Eye Chloe.

    If you get into trouble at work, just get them to PM me and I'll set the ****s straight.
     
  4. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    He still around or did Hornet23 retire it?
     
  5. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Ok cheers, what's you're contact detail?
     
  6. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Ann Summers has recently offered an improvement on the basic woggle.
     
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  7. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

  8. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Back on his meds so won't be back until the next relapse.
     
  9. kVA

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  10. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    I miss Troy playing - couldn't we try him in defence - he's big he's hard and he knows how to take someone out
     
  11. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    To tie it in with football and the youngman's pass-time: the original woggle was designed by Bill Shankley. Being able to tie this gave the young scout his wood






    Badge
     
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  12. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Not entirely. All swans on the Thames are owned by the monarch, the Vintner's Company or the Dyer's Company. The tradition known as 'swan-upping' is to determine which swans are owned by who. For all I know, south Wales swans could be owned by the Ex-Miners and Dockers Company. In which case it's hardly surprising they're lacking a few bob. I have yet to think of anything relevant to offer on the shoelace debate.
     
  13. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    On and on and on. They look like tangles to me. He'll never rule the World. Driven by boredom from reading Swansea football forum line-up predictions.
     
  14. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    People queue at the Louvre to take a gander at a barely pubescent female whose eyes follow you about the place. Lots of looking over shoulders there too.

    On another note a very annoying advert encouraging me to book an airport transfer bus in Bari, south Italy keeps pinging up on my screen. Why is this?

    I have no immediate intention of going anywhere near Bari but wonder if I should just go ahead and book something anyway to be on the safe side.
     
  15. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    You sure they're not consummating their marriage?
     
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  16. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Book the transfer and see what happens. Perhaps the next add will be a flight or hotel, hope it's not Ryan air
     
  17. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    I'm really knot sure about this thread, I need to prusik through it a little bit more.
     
  18. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Once you've bought 'em, you've bought 'em. No going back. A bit like a football club who have bought a useless striker, for instance.
     
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  19. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Who's tried swan?

    Wos it taste of?
     
  20. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    A superb contribution guaranteed to body-swerve any potential pesky intervention from an ex-Anus. Anyway, if they've lost their anus then I suggest we just simply rip them a new one.

    Interestingly many 'dabbling ducks' are in the genus Anas but they're yet to threaten the Premier League.
     
  21. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Henry VIII.

    Said it tasted like chicken.
     
  22. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    I've tried gull. It tasted like sh.t. Also tried a Cormorant/Guillemot/Puffin casserole in Iceland. Tasted much better.
     
  23. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    What colours to Swansea play in? Isn't it white? Not exactly anus coloured, unless it's bleached I 'spose
     
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  24. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Thats 'cos of all the humanoid they eat that's been dumped in the sea
     
  25. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    It was a Mediterranean Gull in Greece. No tides. Big problem.
     
  26. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Brown could be their away colours? In which case, if they sign Harry Arter, we could discourage him to 'speak up Brown'.
     
  27. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Ooooh, a protected species.

    Gulls are awful birds, vermin just like pigeons and from a completely unethical and uneducated view-point I'd cull the gulls.

    Also Red Kites, 'ooh isn't it wonderful how they've adapted since re-introduction?' No they're everywhere, there's a reason the Victorians culled them, you'll see! There'll be small children and pets swooped and taken from there gardens mark my words!
     
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  28. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Not in Greece they ain't.
     
  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Interesting branch of camponology, rebelling. Those old instruments getting a new lease of life.
     
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  30. Forzainglese

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    "Swans", "cygnets", "take a gander" "Knot sure" ? Will the bird theme or the knot theme win out? At the moment it's neck and neck. If anyone feels they're getting too excited about this there's also a football match on Sat:
    It's possible nobody will die of over-excitement at Swansea. Maybe I 'm wrong. Both coaches will be doing a fair bit of second-guessing each other, I think. If Swansea shut up shop, Watford will need to be patient, cunning and lucky to win - we've played well but haven't really shown we're full of goals at the moment. But, as Middlesbrough showed the World, a stream of 0-0 scores won't keep you up. So at some point Swansea should attack; will they then be vulnerable? Or will they actually play well and catch us by surprise? I think people feel ' we've had Man City, other teams are a relative push-over, we can't lose here'. Maybe it will be interesting after all.
     
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  31. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I guess not. I think you have more experience with birds than I so I'll bow to your knowledge.

    In my deference my sauce stated:

    The Mediterranean gull is one of the species to which the Agreement on the Conservation of African-Eurasian Migratory Waterbirds (AEWA) applies.

    There is no listing of where this does or doesn't apply. A separate source stated that Ireland is a protected area.

    Nice picture of a Mederteranian Gull in Swansea*:

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    * not really, it's Southend but I had to bring the thread back on track
     
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  32. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    The midfield interplay amongst WFC Forums participants is staggering in its complexity. Is there any point in the Anus impersonators bothering to turn up at all?
     
  33. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    So...not all bad , then?
     
  34. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Very true. Nice pic too. No black in the primaries of the adult. But the point is that on the Med., in eastern Europe and in north Africa whatever the law is bears very little resemblance to what actually goes on. Anyway, the gull eating incident on the Nexos Delta was in 1975. Hendrix haircut, Afghan coat, trainers with holes in and £20 each to make it to Istanbul and home again. So when we saw one shot and fall into the water, seeing as we felt a bit peckish, we went for it. Pre Birds Directive et al days.
     
  35. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Interesting, lost of info there. I'm immediately interested in the trainers with holes, were the laced? If so, what was the 70's knot styling?
     

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