for the youngs one out there

Ok I'm old (35) i do try and keep young but today i was blown away by youngster speak. Outside having a *** at work trying not to listen to 2 girls having a chat when the phrase " giving a reverse milkmaid" came up both giggled and the other said "you didn't though?"

What the hell does that mean.
Can't fing anything on the net?

Sorry if i sound think........

 

try this dictionay it's pretty good Urban Dictionary

it's put a smile on my face....lol

 

so a reverse milkmaid most be when she is facing away from the blokes? sounds like a nice girl!:]]

 

having a wee outside, listening to two young girls, what sort of place do you work in?

 

or could it be the one above

 

f.a.g not wee

 

Do us a favour mate, what do you define as young?

 

so you and a f.a.g were outside having a reverse milkmaid

 

Knew I'd get some stick
They were about 18-20 a mate and i were talking about the semi final when we heard the comment neither of us had a clue what they were going on about

 

:dismay:

I reckon you should change that phrase "Youngsters" to "Chavs with a speech problem".

 

lol...i'm 35 myself , but would'nt be a bad job if you could get it in your break.

 

i do work in Hemel!

 

Touche, explains it all.

We get none of that in Oxhey

 

Reverse milkmaid lol its obviously ruff! almost as bad as the uphill gardener,rainbow kiss, or backdoor milkman.

 

;D

 

Problem solved, was one related to Chewy?

 

The Dirty Sanchez is the best

 

this has to be the best deffinition of a bloke and so correct Warnock

 

LMFAO!

Type 'Cude' in there. Sounds a lot like me...... Well the first one does anyway.

 

i don't think I'm any closer to knowing? urban dictionary doesn't help

Not known Chewy I'd hate to say but if from hemel most are related to each other

 

perhaps you should have a f.a.g at the same time tomorrow and ask the young ladies to explain it to you ,and maybe perform it

 

Agreed with the last part

 

lol...

 

LMFAO!

Look out Crime Watch.

 

lets just hope it's something he might enjoy , especially with the baby just being born and all that

 

i don't want to lose my job or get nicked

 

good point , but it's going to bug me until i find out

 

to fair if theres one thng you can say about south oxhey they don;t speak black

 

Sorry Chewy but just type in "hemel chavs" in google you end up at this site.

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1550

 

A comical write up which is slightly off the mark. Hemel chavs are easily avoided.

My best advice is to avoid the town centre on a saturday when they all come out, during the week it's just about bareable.

Steer clear of Adeyfield, Bennets End, Highfield and Grovehill which are hotbeds for the chav society in hemel. Thankfully those places listed are all grouped together on the other side of town which means for those such as myself living in such areas as Warners end it's easily avoided.

Leisure world is a joke, nobody with any self-respect ever goes there anymore and it is actually sinking on one side, no joke.

So in all honesty the chav element of Hemel is not too bad really and as mentioned above easily avoided.

 

i used to see a bird form hemel she lived in a nice area but was still a t**t

 

Where abouts did she live ?? There's a few cross-over areas that are a bit hit and miss.

 

lol :]]

where the train station is, stright acroos the fieilds theres a pub oposite a park

walk up the road next to it for a little while then theres like sum quite big houses in a almost private road with trees next to it

thats the best i can do lol

 

Train Station? Ah memories..... Used to look like a scrap yard ;D