Ask Hornmeister

Hahaha

 

My current height is about 8 feet lower than my computer. AS it is downstairs in the kitchen cupboard with the rest of the dried fruit. IT weighs less than 5g but I can not be more accurate than that as the electronics scales do not go any lower.

Cheers for bumping up this thread by the way had forgotten about it.

Any other questions?

 

What day was i born?

 

Your birthday

 

It's a proven fact that toast always lands on the buttered side.

It's also a well known fact that cats always land on thier feet.


SO....

What would happen, if you buttered a cats back and dropped it out the window?

 

its not a proven fact :

 

yes it is lol

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A1004725

 

Dear Hornmeister

Can you please tell me the difference between an R Whites lemonade drinker and a Cantabrica licker?

 

The RSPCA would lock you up.

 

One drinks a popular branded carbonated beverage the other goes to away matches by a very cost efficient manner. IT must be noted that the two groups are not mutually exclusive.

 

If i dropped a cat out the window with its back butterd like toast, would it land on its feet or not?

 

It would rotate in thin air until it had managed to lick all the butter of then it would of course land on it's feet.

Unfortunately you can not test for this as Murphy's law would come in to play, skewing the result. Unless of course you tried this test to invoke and therefore prove Murphy's law, in which case it would act on the test to prove Murphy's law and hence disprove it, or would that mean that it had proved itself?

 

lmfao!