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Within half a size of your other shoe size.

 

very clever

ok what is the maximum recommended depth that advanced padi divers should dive to?

 

Approximately 1/10th of a furlong however I think you may find this is one subject that Andy Johnson is more knowledgable on than me.

 

lol

close, an open water diver can go 1/10 of a furlong an advanced can go down to 0.15 of a furlong, do I get a kudos point for that?

 

Maith an feár- Good man yourself

 

I did say approximately?

Half a point, all I can say is people that pick rice must have bloody long legs.

 

Where is the interest rate going in the next few months, up or down? I need to know because I'm thinking of re-mortgaging on your advice!

 

up

 

approximately? you were 50% out

sorry straight over my head, why must they have long legs? I thought they bent down when they were harvesting it?

 

Get a fixed rate mortgage and for you it will not change.

 

Wise words grasshopper. I shall do exactly that.

 

Hooorrrah! Faith gets a woosh;D or was it my fault for an extremely tenuous joke

If you can padi dive over 60m down when you harvest the rice in a paddy field then you are either a very good swimmer or are standing on long legs or stilts. See what I did there, play on words Paddy - Paddi? I thank you, I'm here all week, also available for children's parties etc etc.

I'll get my coat

 

Frw questions to test you


What came first the chicken or the egg?
Will Henderson ever score in the premiership?
Is god real?
Who should be my next signing on football manager?
What should i get my mum for christmas?

 

The chicken. Quite clearly the word "or" preceeds the words "the egg" but follows the words "the chicken." Unless you are Chinese however where it would be the other way round.

Hendo has already scored in the premiership. I have polariods to prove that he scored several times last week.

An interesting question. In answering "is God real" one has to define the words "real" and "God".
According to the OED:
God
• noun 1 (in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and supreme ruler of the universe. 2 (god) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature and human fortunes. 3 (god) a greatly admired or influential person. 4 (the gods) informal the gallery in a theatre.
• exclamation used to express surprise, anger, etc. or for emphasis.

real
• adjective 1 actually existing or occurring in fact; not imagined or supposed. 2 significant; serious. 3 not artificial; genuine. 4 rightly so called; proper: a real man. 5 adjusted for changes in the value of money; assessed by purchasing power: real incomes had fallen by 30 per cent. 6 Mathematics (of a number or quantity) having no imaginary part.

I guess the best way to find our would be to take God and multiply him/her/itself by him/her/itself and see if the result is a positive (real) or negative (imaginary).

Your next signing on Football Manager should be the best player that your budget will allow that will fit into your team system.

An ideal present for your mum this christmas would be something that shows that you have thought long and hard about getting her the perfect gift and not taken the easy route and asked soembody else what to get her. Alternatively some smellies, jewellery and a box of chocs normally does the trick.

 

Far too tenuous, no whoosh for me

Taxi for hornmeister ;D

 

How about a half woosh?

Woo;D

 

I get half whoosh and have a kudos point? ok deal

Any good on international accouting standards?O0

 

Ok Hornmeister, question for you. How do I get everything I need for living at least a year in a foreign country into 2 suitcases??

 

Rob a bank, fill the two suitcases with money, then just buy everything you need

 

ooohh... like your style!

 

could you compare and explain the political instability experienced in 3rd and 4th republic france, weimar germany and post war italy? (with reference to almond and sartori hopefully)

 

OOOOOH this should be good!! lmao

 

i hope so. Its in for monday.

 

where is hornmeister today? haven't seen him at all

 

Get very large suitcases.

 

Yes I could.

 

Apologies the boss has been working me hard today spending time catching up on all of the posts I've missed.

 

well he didnt ask you to explain it did he... good answer!! lmao

 

buy those strange clear bags you put your clothes in, zip it up and suck the air out of them.

watford1990 accepts no responsibility for damage or complete annihilation of clothes

 

prove you could

 

Prove:

To establish the truth or validity of by presentation of argument or evidence.

1. Law. To establish the authenticity of (a will).
2. To determine the quality of by testing; try out.
3. Mathematics. To demonstrate the validity of (a hypothesis or proposition). To verify (the result of a calculation).
4. Printing. To make a sample impression of (type).
5. Archaic. To find out or learn (something) through experience.

1 Well it definitly exists http://www.youcould.net/
2 I've tested it and it works
3 I mulitplied it by itslef and the result was positve therefore it's real
4 I'll leave the impressions to mssrs Bremner, McGowan and others
5 Well I (Google) went and found it.

;D

 

Answer this question.....

Discuss two ways of reducing prejudice that have been suggested in social psychology? (10 marks)......

 

Do your own homework.8)

 

Not sure whether these have been discussed in social psychology however two ways to reduce prejudice are:

by using the text size widget at the top of this window see:

prejudice

Another way of reducing prejudice would be to put it in a saucepan and let it simmer to thicken.

 

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